The Psychic Who Texts the Royal Family

Astonishing Legends Network. It's Flashback Friday, and you know what that means. A classic episode of Scared All the Time's fan-favorite bonus show, New Fear Unlocked, is out of the vault and on the main feed. This episode originally aired on Patreon November 13th, 2025, but is being played by you right now. Disclaimer. This episode includes the usual amount of adult language and graphic discussions you've come to expect around here. But in the event it becomes an unusual amount, expect another call from me. You can't take a week off not when the people need content so it's time to fill the trough with something halfway decent that only sort of rhyme which is about halfway to decent so we're doing fine Hey everybody, welcome back to New Fear Unlocked. Yeah. I'm Chris Kalari. And I changed out some of the posters. He's Ed Vicola, and he is a poster man, changing out poster after poster. After our Halloween season of spooky frights on these posters behind us, we're heading into the Thanksgiving season, the... The Christmas season eventually. I have very little posters for either of those. Yeah, so we've got two posters with whores on them. Stop it. And one poster with an angry Japanese man with a genetic disease from a nuclear bomb or something. He doesn't have that. What's his issue in Akira? His friend has a lot of these things we're talking about. Okay. I just remember he blows up at the end. I don't remember. That's a totally different guy. Okay. I don't remember a lot about this movie. No, it's, it's, that movie's wild. It is a movie that I, the soundtrack's insane. The animation's, you know, so unbelievable. Anytime you see any behind the scenes or it's like an old man, craftsman. Yeah. With like a, a jeweler's loop on painting individual windows on buildings for the background. It's, It's stunning, but I think three-quarters of that movie, I'm like, ugh. And it's also crazy. That's my reaction to a lot of anime in general. No, I love anime. I appreciate the craftsmanship that used to go into it, at least. I'm sure it's all Flash animation now. I mean, not like a Miyazaki or something. No, no, no. But the mass-produced firehose of anime. But I used to appreciate that. The craftsmanship, but I could never get into it. I love it. It's not for me. I love it. I'll be doing other podcasts about anime, but Akira is something where I rewatch it every couple years, and every couple years I'm just like, yeah, yeah, the third act is. We're here again. The good part. No, it's the bad part. No, it's the good part. It's where all the psychic madness is used. I don't like psychic madness. You know what I don't like? The pig from that fucking movie where he flies a plane. Porco Rosso. Isn't that a Miyazaki movie? I think it is, but that pig scares the shit out of me. I think I might have talked about this on this show before, actually. I had forgotten. The Italian pig. I forgot that that movie existed. A few years ago, I was scrolling through something, and somebody posted a meme of the pig or something, and I just got this full-body chill. Maybe I was abused in front of Porco Rosso or something, or by a pig. I felt so sick just looking at the image of that fat fucking pink bodied thing flying a plane. I hate it. I am a pilot's license away from maybe having that same description, but it is, yeah, dude, I don't know. That's not a movie I'm, I'm not even sure I've ever seen it, honestly. I don't know if I have seen it or if I ever will see it. I just know that I don't My body does not react well to the imagery. It rejects it. Disgusting. Anything we're going to cover today that our bodies will reject? Well, the headline on the side of the article that we're going to cover today is, I used to hug my brother every day after work. Now I have terminal cancer. How do those two things. I don't know how those two things are related. And that's not what the episode is. We'll never know. That's not what the episode is. We'll never know. Maybe her brother is. He must have hug cancer. Some nuclear fuel or something. Yeah, holy smokes. Well, wait, hang on. I gotta click it. I gotta know. Don't click this. I gotta know. Marie Pickup was sent for a routine chest x-ray for former smokers last year, which picked up concerning changes in her abdomen. Doctors found she had peritoneal mesothelioma. A grandmother battling terminal cancer suspects her devastating illness came from hugging her brother too much. Did he work at like a radium factory? She underwent a routine chest... I don't care. I want to know about the brother and how these two things are. I'm trying to find out here. Scroll until you see the word brother. She... Okay. So she... This cancer she has... is a form of cancer that affects the abdominal lining and is associated with asbestos exposure. She recalls embracing her brother immediately upon his return from his role as a joiner at Blackburn Corporation, now Blackburn with Darwin Borough Council, between 1980 and 1985. The mother of three and grandmother of two suspects his dust-laden work clothing may have exposed her to asbestos during their daily hugs. I mean... She's not wrong, maybe, but also just pop a wave. Like, why do you got to deeply hug someone? She has the face of a woman who is upset that hugs have destroyed her body. I used to hug him as soon as he got in. And I was often there with my mom, shook out his work clothes in the kitchen to get rid of the dust. Okay. So it's not like, so you can blame your mom too. Yeah, it may have been less about the hugs and more about the sitting in the adult seat. Shaking loose a bunch of asbestos into the air of your kitchen. I'm shocked and sad that something so innocent may have resulted in my diagnosis. Something innocent about hugging. Sadly, my brother is no longer with us. Did he die of asbestos cancer? I don't... He definitely... It. Doesn't say that he did. Yeah, I guess if it doesn't say he did... It seems relevant. For the guy who is so covered in dust that you think that secondhand dusting has given you cancer. Dusted you straight into the grave. We should definitely hear. That his full blast of dust that he got in 8 to 16 hour shifts. Yeah. Definitely gave him the thing you're complaining about. Because otherwise, then it's like, I don't know how you have. I don't know. This isn't America. It's the mirror. Yeah, it's the UK. So I don't even know if you can sue for anything. Maybe we need to do an episode about hugs. I never thought of them as particularly dangerous. We can definitely do a secondhand episode. If you hugged an asbestos man, if you were hugged by Porco Rosso, you would have lifelong damage. You would have damage. I think that we could definitely do an asbestos. Get that picture. There's this man. This is the. Second or third time he's shown up on screen. Ed, you need to put this up for the viewer. I'll put it up. Dementia and memory loss have been linked to a common habit. Is it hugging? If it's hugging, I can't put out a hug rabbit hole right now. It says, do you do this? Hold on. Now we got to go down this rabbit hole. Breaking news. The FDA just banned Alzheimer's medications. Take a screenshot of that so I have it. It's Apple Shift 3. Yeah, because this is probably not going to be allowed to stay up on the internet for very long. So make a screenshot so I can put it up on the screen. Although this says update March 4th, 2025. So maybe it's been up for a while. Yeah, it's, I don't know. But it doesn't say that, I clicked this because the question was, are you doing the thing that gives you Alzheimer's? Maybe they just mean taking this medication. Yeah, I think this is a hit piece. This is a hit piece. Are you listening to scared all the time? Oh no. I thought my memory loss was just part of aging, says Maria G., a follower of Dr. Sun. I might know who that is. Sunjay Gupta's recommendations, but after applying the method he suggested, my mental clarity returned, and after just 16 days, I threw my medications in In the trash. Holy shit. She slam dunked her medications into the trash after 16 days of mental clarity. Yeah. Oh, man. So this is what old people are getting all day, every day. And also, I don't think that guy in the picture is even real. No, that is. An AI-generated sleeping man. Yeah. That some old person clicked on to be like, I'm tired too. But I guess the common habit, yeah, is taking your Alzheimer's medication. Will make you more Alzheimeric. Yeah. Malzheimeric. We have so many tabs open now. We can't even find the original article. This is horrible. This is horrible. The mirror. Has some explaining to do. There's so many ads all over the webpage, too. I can't. You gotta start putting ads over the video for this episode. Oh my god. If we can find a way. If we can find a way. I don't have time. But this is the article that I wanted to talk about today. It is about a psychic who works for the royal family. And the headline is, I'm the royal family's number one psychic. So they have a roster of them? I guess. I know their secrets, and it's got me into trouble. Well i have you wouldn't see that coming that you would get in trouble if you. I have a myriad of questions about this woman her position within the royal family how. Do you feel about myriad because there are two schools of thought on it some people say you don't have to add of other people say you do And then the people who say you. Don't, they're real into it. Wait, like a myriad? I have myriad questions. Is like what they would say and staunchly stand by that. Where I've always heard like, oh, a myriad of. Yeah. But something tells me it's probably I have myriad questions because it sounds fucked up. And a lot of times the version that sounds wrong, I feel like is the grammatically correct way to say it. Speaking of things I couldn't see coming or I should have seen coming right now. Oh, no. Hip pause. So Junefield says she's the psychic for the royal family and even has them on speed dial, texting them back and forth while offering them spiritual guidance and the chance to connect with deceased loved ones. I think she would just know their number. I always do this, but I don't know what a psychic does and doesn't do. You know what I mean? I think a psychic would tell you that, assuming we're talking to a psychic who believes that they have these powers and operates... somewhat. But what do you think the powers are? Is it just like the power to know where you left your keys or the power to like see the future? Like, is it a crystal ball situation? I think it's a little bit of both. I think there are people who have a very high degree of not empathy, but the ability to, I don't know about talking to the dead, but I do think there are people who have an ability to kind of turn themselves over to something a little bit bigger than us and kind of sense things that others of us can't necessarily sense. I think it's something, honestly, that cold readers who don't claim to have psychic powers but are just able to ascertain information from the way that you react to certain things, even if you don't realize you're reacting, I think it's kind of a similar thing. practice i think maybe. I think a great practice if you're an organization looking to interrogate someone not necessarily like if i was having trouble with my love life and i go to a psychic and they cold read me i don't know if that's maybe that's the maybe that's exactly what i would need just a cold reader for that maybe it was a bad example but i'm saying like You don't know. Extracting information is different than providing information. It is, but depending on what kind of information you're looking to extract. So if you go to a psychic and you're looking for advice about your love life, the psychic, if they are a good cold reader, whether they call it cold reading or they just believe that they have a supernatural insight into who you are, they may be able to tell from the way you react to... a discussion of your love life that maybe you have trouble being honest with your partners. That's why I said love life was a bad example. Because that's something where you could, like... It's on me. I'm talking about, like, how do I... I don't know. Yeah, I guess you're right. Or even seeing the future could be the way that you. I want future seers. But the way that you react to a discussion or a question about the kind of job that you want or something, if they can read... oh, you know, he's responding to this kind of suggestion more than that kind of suggestion, they're not necessarily seeing the future, but it certainly suggests. The choice you might make. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which in some... Yeah, no, you're right. No, when you're right, you're right. And that way they can see the future. And I think for some people, though, I think that's really helpful because people who don't necessarily trust themselves or people who have trouble making decisions who might go seek some kind of supernatural help they are really just being the confidence to make the decisions they were probably going to make anyway. Yeah, people are tired of change. Yeah. People don't change. I mean, some people tell you that there is no free will and that our bodies are basically on kind of an evolutionary cause and effect where you're reacting to things and then what you believe is your choice is your brain lagging a split second behind what you're doing, telling you the story of why you're doing things. I don't like that. Yeah. It's a whole, there's a whole study of this, of how can we, can we really have free will if there is any lag in processing between the input that our body is getting from the world around it and the the way that, and the speed at which we respond to something. So the idea being, if it takes, whatever, 20 milliseconds for light to go to your eye, to your brain, for you to see something, for you to go, or for you to think you go, oh, I see a car coming at me. I'm going to stop walking. Right? If you really, I'm not, I'm not being clear about this. Let me, let me try to, it's usually my job. Let me try this again. Okay. So you're crossing the street, right? A car is coming and you stop, So that you don't get hit by the car. Gotcha. And you, when that car drives past you and you cross the street, are going to go, whew, thank God I saw that car and I stopped because I don't want to get hit by a car and die today. But the reality is your body probably saw that car and stopped before you had the thought, oh, a car is coming. And your brain may be telling you that you chose to stop after the fact. Mm-hmm. The essentially our lives are a narrative constructed just a hair of a second behind the things that are already happening. I mean, that tracks. I'm always a day late and a dollar short to fucking everything. But that may mean that if that's the case, you don't. Really have free will. I have pre-programmed to be broke. Your body's just doing stuff. Great. Great. That's no good. I will say this about these psychics. There's a new one that opened up by me. And like, there's a lot. And... They have like brick and mortar establishments that they pay rent for. Yeah. And they stay a long time. You can't get a psychic reading on Amazon. No, you sure can. It's one of the remaining. You can get it on ChatGPT and I'm sure it'll tell you to kill yourself or whatever, but it is. Oh, it might. It might. But yeah, I always, because if you see one that's closed, you're like, you didn't see that coming. You know what I mean? Yeah. But more often than not, they're open. Yeah. They're open weird hours too. Well, because again, I don't think, Being psychic, many times, I don't think it's about the specificity of... In the movies, you can see everything that's going to happen exactly. I don't think, in reality, if there is such a thing as a psychic power, as a sensitivity to these things, I don't think it's necessarily something that you can bet your life on, that these things are going to happen this way. Hit us up in the comments. If you live in a small town, do you guys have a lot of psychics? Because. New York City, Chicago, L.A., places with big population centers. I feel like I'm constantly walking by psychic establishments. I feel like even in Hershey growing up, there might have been a brick-and-mortar psychic. I feel like I saw those signs. Maybe not Hershey proper, but certainly nearby, I feel like I saw psychics. Because it's very low overhead, too. You don't need a lot of it. You can run out of your house. Like how dentists did for a long time. A lot of people still do, I think. A lot of the psychics I drive past here look like they're being operated out of a home. But that one over here is not. There used to be a weed shop. And then the security guard got shot. Oh, fuck. And now it's a psychic. So the building's haunted. Yeah. Or they were like, walked by that poor security guard and was like, soon I'm going to have your place. I can see. Yeah. I can see this is going to fall into my hands. Into my hands. Well, anyway, June Field, the psychic for the royal family. Oh, yeah. No guns over there. No. She's from Dundee, Scotland. Yeah. She claims to have been the royal family's psychic from the day she was unexpectedly contacted by a royal aide interested in her work shortly before COVID in 2020. Prince Andrew, do you see me getting in trouble? Yeah. They're like, look, we need. Was that his name? What the fuck was his name? Well, he's no longer the prince. Okay. He had his official title stripped. Now he's just like Andrew Wiggenhopper or something, whatever. His real name is. Andrew Can't Sweat. Yeah, yeah. Uh, Andrew, no moist. Uh, he, uh, say those words. She says that she has three regular Royal clients now, although she cannot reveal their names and they even have her on WhatsApp when it comes to the service she produced or she provides for her clients. June says she can connect to the person's essence through the lightest touch or simply by hearing their voice and can relay messages from deceased loved ones. In addition, she claims she can heal ailments, even in those near death, by tapping into an individual's energy, a service she has allegedly provided to her royal clients, despite not advertising it. Yeah, but she's like, are the royals alive? I did my job. You know, I think it's a little bit easy. Elizabeth didn't call her, but everybody else got a last minute reprieve. I think it's a little bit easier to be a psychic healer. If you never say who the clients are. Well, and if your most famous alleged clients also are under the care of the best doctors in the world. That's true. That helps when they're like, oh, I feel like I might be ill. And she's like, oh, I'm healing you. And then they go to 15 different clinicians. Yeah, I feel like they're not waiting in line with everyone else at the National Medical whatever. Also, doesn't Kate Middleton have cancer? Unclear didn't she like photoshop and ai some picture last year to make it. Seem like she was gone for a long time and then i think she said she had cancer. But maybe maybe she's one of the people went to see this lady got that last minute situation right her energy got her energy got they took care of the adjusted problems yeah she was probably hugging too. Much that's probably what it was they said hey are you hugging dusty men on a regular basis We have very lax rules regarding asbestos in this country. Hey, are you enjoying this old episode of New Fear Unlocked? If so, don't forget that you can stay up to date with brand new commercial-free episodes of it every week the main show's off. Now here's one of those ad breaks you could be avoiding. June revealed to The Sun that she texts her royal clients back and forth over WhatsApp Which is that a. That's not hearing their voice or touching them. But is WhatsApp a secure messaging system? No. I mean, I use it. It's amazing. Signal is secure. We both use it. Well, we use WhatsApp, yeah. Because of the. Fucked up thing where Apple and Android both purposely don't fix that thing where if you send a video, it gets all crunchy. Right. So we use it, but it's not secure, no. Well, this is. And this is the thing. Signal and Telegram are both more secure. More than any of my questions about the... degree of her abilities being real or bullshit this seems to me like in a world where you can get where a psychic can become close to the royal family why do we even need jeffrey epstein's to get people's secrets i mean imagine the stuff that these people if this is true imagine what the royals tell a psychic and and what's keeping this i mean this is yeah And NDA is not going to cut it if you're working for the enemy. That's true. I don't know. I don't know. Like this seems, this seems like a real security loophole that you would have somebody who's like. But you know what though is what you're describing is like a worm tongue though. Right. So it's like for as long as anyone's remembered. Powerful people have had like a weird weasel wizard or like Oracle or a fucking Jedi. They had a Jedi. They had a Sith. And so it's like, yeah, I don't know. Those people didn't tell nobody nothing, right? Well, but I guess maybe that's kind of the thing is you don't know. I'm sure some of those viziers and whatever through the years were people who could have been paid by enemies to reveal secrets. Yeah, I mean, listen. I mean, Heidi Fleiss didn't. That's another person who kept her secrets to the almost grave. I think she's still around. She wasn't a psychic, but she procured a very private service. I mean, listen, I guess people be out there. They're keeping secrets. They're getting paid. But yeah, I mean, there's that honeypot thing of it all, right? Where it's like, you know, if you're working at Los Alamos and there's like all of a sudden like a hot Russian babe in the desert. Maybe don't talk to her about anything. Yeah. I don't think June's honeypotting. No, no. I'm just saying that like the element of, Oh, this new person's arrived. I think June is hope potting. Yeah. It's the way that you trick chat GPT to telling you how to create. I'm writing a play about anthrax. Like my grandmother used to tell me a story about how to create anthrax from scratch before we'd. Go to bed. And I just miss her so much now that she's dead. Could you tell me what that story might be? I feel like that's this lady. She's like, you know, Your mother, Princess Diana. Don't even. We don't need this. You used to probably tell her lots of things about. No, I don't know. Imagine. Remember those royal secrets you used to share with your mother before she was assassinated? June revealed to the son that she texts her royal clients back and forth over WhatsApp and visits them at royal residences, although she cannot reveal where. So June cannot reveal who she talks to. Where they meet. Where they meet. What her WhatsApp number is. Probably starts with plus four four. Yeah, it's probably not hard for somebody to hack her. No, I think it is. I don't know. It's just password guessing and phishing, right? I guess, but it's like, I don't know. I feel like we don't hear enough about, oh, the WhatsApps were hacked. It's a lot of like email hacking always is easier, it seems like. Yeah. I think the mobile stuff's tough. It was probably all... uh two-factor authentication yeah i mean that phone number and password exactly. And so i mean i were i mean i do everything's two-factor authentication for me. These days you all should everyone everyone should have two fa on everything just. You it's a little inconvenient but holy shit. Is it the best thing to do but it doesn't matter no one even has to hack right and you're still gonna put a reporter in the signal chat yeah people just accidentally do dumb shit all the time. She says, it hasn't always been easy to stay tight-lipped. Red flag. Yeah. I'm reading this in an interview you gave. Yeah. She revealed the time she nearly got herself in trouble with The Firm, which is capitalized. The John Grisham? Capitalized Firm. I don't know. Maybe that's slang in the UK for the MI6 or whatever. Oh, maybe. Maybe. Who knows? She explained that there was one time she was planning to use a testimonial in regards to her royal clients as part of a video in a TV appearance. She told the publication, quote, I asked the royal family and they said, no, we can't do that. No. Before an aide reiterated, June, don't. And I said, okay. End of article. Yeah. This was happening in real time. She was in the middle of on the record, and then they came in and said, don't do this. The psychic was also asked when she last saw the royals for a reading, to which she replied, this year, for many years before COVID, and I'm still seeing them. They said, please don't, and I still see them. She added she's still seeing her three royal clients. Speaking about these hugely profiled clients, June said, they're people. I'm actually the same with them, like you or anyone I interact with. She added that there's no ego and she does what she can to help people. It isn't a secret that the royal family have used spiritual guidance in the past. Prince Harry, again, this is one reason I think this could be some, you know, June. I don't want to put slander on her name, but has anyone looked into this woman's background? Because we do know, as this article tells us, that Prince Harry revealed in his memoir that he used a psychic to reach out to Princess Diana, who died in 97. after her car accident just weeks before his 13th birthday. How did he. Get an accident? Was it AOL chat room? How did he find a medium without anyone else's knowledge? I mean, I'm sure the Royal Family can find anybody they want. Yeah, but a 13-year-old comes up to me and says they want something. I say, fuck off, you're 13. Well, I think a lot of people, when you're the Prince of England, a lot of people say, yes, sir, what would you like, sir? It was Prince Harry. It wasn't the older one. Prince Harry said that he was fortunate to receive a message from the late Princess of Wales via this psychic when he was 13 who informed him that he was living the life she couldn't. The psychic allegedly told Harry, you're living the life she wanted for you, which I guess involved eventually being kicked out of the family and a pretty sweet Netflix deal. Hell yeah. I don't know if Diana saw that coming on the other side. She did. Princess Diana herself was said to have found comfort and guidance from psychic Sally Morgan, reportedly using the method every day for four years, even on Christmas Day. This is, again, no one saw this horrific tragedy in your life looming. Real, real big flashing. Yeah, tragedy. Fairly, kind of the thing you would forever become known for would be the way in which you died, and no one saw that coming. No one saw that coming. I mean, then again, like you said, apparently it's not all about magic balls or whatever, magic eight balls or whatever the hell it is, wizard glass. While Prince William and Princess Kate are also said to have received readings and it was previously claimed that the couple endearingly follow in the spirit of Diana by consulting psychics. So it sounds like maybe it's sort of family tradition. Family tradition. I would say, I mean, I know that the Clintons had psychics in the White House because the reason I. Know this is Bill. Clinton asked the psychic... And I forget where this came out, but he asked. Asked the psychic, where should I sit? Epstein and her daughter's wedding? I'm just, I'm sort of wondering from like a psychic energy perspective. Where would he, what table would he best get along with? Should she be in his lap maybe? Is that how we should? No, he asked about the Loch Ness Monster. He asked the psychic if the Loch Ness Monster was real. And the psychic tried to contact the Loch Ness Monster for President Clinton. Wow. And I don't remember which- Anyone can be president. What determination was made. Yeah. Anybody can be president. That psychic probably could have run. Yeah. The royal family do consult psychics, but I can't say if they see me, Sally, previously told the Daily Mail. Absolutely, they see mediums. I know it. Wait, isn't Sally the former one? Well, yeah, but she's playing coy here, I think. Oh, okay. She's saying, they see mediums. I know. I know they do. They see a psychic for the same reasons you and I would. I can't say if it's me. Got you. People keep saying it's me. People keep saying it's me. But like. I have all this money. I signed an NDA. And a nice car. The late Queen Elizabeth is thought to have believed in ghosts and followed some unusual superstitions. Okay, those are different things, right? Believing in ghosts and. psychic mediums? Yes. I guess they're supposed to be intertwined because they can speak to the dead. Yeah, I mean, it's about the afterlife. It's about. But the ghosts are here, baby. The ghosts are here, you understand. They're not up there. But they're dead. So if you believe in the afterlife... Well. Is there life after death? If you don't believe in life after death, then you don't believe that a psychic can contact your dead loved ones. I guess you're right. Ghost walks down the hall. Quote, she does believe in ghosts and has several lucky charms in her handbag, royal author Phil Dampler revealed before Queen Elizabeth's death. Now that I feel is two different things. Believing in ghosts and having Lucky Charms in your handbag. The cereal or the protective item, either way, those are unrelated from each other. Speaking of protective items, did you see the picture I posted on our story? of that disinfectant bottle at Norm's? With the eight million evil eyes on it? I didn't realize that was at Norm's. I thought you did that here or something. No, I was at Norm's paying, and I looked to my right, and there was a disinfectant bottle completely covered in evil eyes, which I think is very funny. Every table they clean... removes curses. Yeah. Well, maybe someone, maybe they had a curse problem at Norm's. Someone cursed everyone who went and they were like, we got to clean this place out. I think that chicken finger place is buying it. And so that's probably why they're like, fuck these people. We were cursed because we've been here for a hundred years. And now like a raising canes is going to own that old building. Further in his memoir, uh, Spare, Harry, Prince Harry, also claims that the unnamed psychic that he used to see who was probably not Sally Meniscus or whatever. From AOL keyword psychic chat room. She said that the psychic told him his mother was with him right now, which caused his neck to grow warm. And his eyes to water. Oh, just back when she used to strangle him? Reminding him of those times? He's like, oh, yes. I remember every morning my mother would reach into my bed and wrap her hands around my neck until my eyes watered. She went on to say that Diana knew he was looking for clarity and feels your confusion, adding that she understood he had so many questions and that answers would come in due time. Elsewhere in the book, Harry recounts being told that his mother's spirit had observed his son, Prince Archie, breaking a Christmas tree decoration shaped like the late Queen Elizabeth. Shaped like the paparazzi. No, like Queen Elizabeth. Oh, could you imagine having an ornament of like your mom? Of your mom? Because, I mean, that's not a picture of the lady. It's an ornament. Shaped like her. Shaped like her. Your parent. A featureless Queen Elizabeth figure. It was suggested that the psychic questioned Harry about the broken ornament to which he confessed his son had been trying to mend it. So I'm a little confused here. Yeah, the weight. So it's been broken for sure. Harry, your mother saw your son smash the ornament of her mother. But it wasn't her mother. She was married into the family. Oh, that's right. Married into the family. Her name was like Spencer or something. Well, then I guess it doesn't really. Well, she still saw the kid break the ornament. And now Harry's trying to lie to his mom's ghost. Being like, no, no, no. He was trying to fix it. He was trying to fix it. And then maybe her mom was like, fuck grandma. I hated that lady anyway. I told him to break it. Archie rules. The medium then claimed that Diana had found amusement in the incident as she watched over her grandson, whom she'd never had the chance to meet. Of course she found amusement. She married into this family. Does anyone like their mother-in-law? No. No. And that's where the article ends. Nothing else about June. She seems to have disappeared from both this article and the world. She's gone into hiding. Man, I wonder how many articles at the Mirror start with a June first paragraph. Where it's like, it just gets you into any story you want to tell. It doesn't even have to physically or actually be June. Just something that gets you in and then you're like, well, now that we got you here. This article's about breaking ornaments. I mean, we started this episode with an article about hugging a dusty guy, and now we're learning about secrets from beyond the grave. So this is what happens if you read too much of the tabloid press from England. You just get lost in a maze of unrelated horrors. Also, I could, like, I hope, I'm genuinely worried there's going to be an insane sound of your laptop's fans blasting to try and, like, power the number of ads i'm seeing from even this side of the couch that are there's like it looks like someone's pressing ozempic into a chicken finger there's. Like there's definitely three or four different ai images yeah acne a gavin newsom ad for some reason is running on the mirror.uk. Yeah probably because of ozempic some sort of ozempic he injected into a chicken. Well, before our computers crash, I think it's time to bring this episode to a close. This one's been a wild one, but it's been fun. Oh. Wait, hold on. Before we take off, these shirts that were gifted from fans. Before we take off. And the fans gifted us the shirts so they don't see us shirtless. That's true. They want to confirm and make sure. Make sure you have fabric over you. Yeah, yeah. In case you were thinking about it. In case you were like, I'm out of shirts. Yeah. Here you go. So the question I had was, would you go to a medium? And what would you ask? I guess I would ask how much is first. I've been sort of to, I've been to- You go to therapy, that's the same thing. Basically, I go to therapy and I've been to two different tarot readers, one locally and one who we had on the show, my friend Sarah. Oh, you've done a Sarah session. I've done a Sarah session with Anna. I've never done a Sarah session on my own. Couple psychics. I don't know if she's a psychic. I think it's medium. Well, she reads tarot, which is sort of a psychic ability. You know, there's divination involved. I don't know. I mean, I don't go, I don't think I would go to a psychic ever saying, like, predict my future. Like, I think that is a, That is going to be a disappointment for everyone because predicting the future, I think like, even if you have the ability to sort of vibe with the universe and you have it, you can tap into the other side unless things are set in stone. Yeah. It's kind of hard to predict the future. And I don't know if I want the future predicted. I'm definitely the kind of person that if, If the ability to find out if I have some deadly disease in my genes, I don't think I want to know the day that's going to kick in. Sure. Because I'm just going to be thinking about that until it happens. I don't check on any kind of weird spot in my body. Well, there's the immediacy of, can I cure this? I just mean, if someone was like, hey, in 15 years, you're going to start having whatever, Lou Gehrig's disease or something, I don't need to know. sure and same thing with a psychic I don't need to know the day I die I don't need to know if my career is ever going to take off again like you know those things. That's why I'm showing up if I need if I'm going to ask about the future I'm showing up with like a legally binding contract that was like I'm going to hold you accountable if this doesn't. Happen yeah I that would be that would actually be a great way to make money see if you can find psychics who would sign a legally binding contract and then file a lawsuit against all of them if it doesn't... It's a RICO case. Yeah. No, but I don't know. I mean, I'm open to it. I think it can be helpful the way that therapy or prayer or anything else can be helpful. You know, I don't know the degree to which I believe specific claims about things, but, you know, there's certainly something to be said for the ability to, you know... perceive beyond what another person may be able to perceive. Gotcha. So, I don't know. What about you? I don't think I'd, I don't know. I've walked by them in every city in the world, and I've never. Had the urge to go in. I mean, at this point, what do you have to lose? Nothing. Except for, unless they're like, it's 100 bones, and I'm like, I don't got 100 bones. But, yeah, I mean, I would go to one of those, like, curse contract makers from the ancient times. I'd go to them probably faster than I would walk in to be like, hey, I have no job. I have no anything, what can I do? At least if you go to a lead sign curse contractor, you get a neat little tchotchke to bring home. Exactly. You know? Exactly. Hang it on the wall. And that's what I'm looking for. If you can't have an ornament in the shape of a former royal, you can make an ornament out of a lead contract. Absolutely. All right, everyone. All right, well, until next time, I'm Chris Kalari. And I'm gonna not, I guess I might go to the, there's a, we can be at a medium walking with our own two legs. In under two minutes. The show's New Fear Unlocked. We'll see you next time. Bye-bye. All right, bye-bye. The theme song may say this show has no name. But as you know, it actually has a name. New Fear Unlocked. The thing you guys always say, that's the name. There's nothing more after this Thanks for coming