Basements: Live from the Kill Room

Astonishing Legends Network Disclaimer. This episode includes the usual amount of adult language and graphic discussions you've come to expect around here, but in the event it becomes an unusual amount, expect another call from me. All right, guys, we're on video. Should we do the intro from the basement? What intro? What are we screwer? When are we all the time? Now? Which is time for time? Scared that diamond? Hey, everybody, what's going on? I'm your host, Chris Klari, and I'm Atvacola and this week we have a bonus episode for you, Live ish from Lancaster, Pennsylvania, from the scariest basement we have access to listen. The rumors might be true. I may have moved from Los Angeles to Lancaster, Pennsylvania, and I may have chosen a house with a frightening basement. Who would have thought? If you're watching this on YouTube, which you should be. Probably think you're watching the blair Witch prodcast. Ed needs to face the corner. It needs to stand in the corner like the blair Witch is coming. My head might hit the ceiling standing like it's a. Low ceiling down here. Also, though, something we don't have we can. Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna loosely call this episode basements. Live from the Basement. We're gonna do a real episode on basement someday. That's a good fear. I'll have to add that to the list for the episodes someday. But for now, this is your episode on basements. If we turn the lights off down here, it'd be real scary. It would be very scary. Especially if we went into this thing behind. Us, this room. If you're watching us on YouTube and you should be this room behind us, I call the kill room. It's it's ironically shouldn't be the kill room, because not ironically, but it shouldn't be because there you can see the slats of the city streets, like the light of the city streets are coming through slabs. Yeah, if you screamed in their yeah, people will hear it. They'd say, why is my porch screaming? But then again, Lancaster, I don't know Lancaster. Excuse me, land Caster, where are you from? Boy? Lancaster, I didn't know how to I didn't know the guy most famous scared all time hosts for mispronunciation. Give me, give me ship. We should okay two things. So this is scared all the time. Basements, We're gonna drunk sessions. We're gonna talk about basements in a second. But before we talk about basements, we're gonna make some apologies. This is a mea culpa section may meticulpa, mea culpa. I pronounced words incorrectly. I have since I was in third grade and I said storry instead of story. And I don't know where I decided that the words story was pronounced storry. You've been doing this in all sorts of words. You say, you say ninja or some ship ninja. You say you say wreck havoc instead of recab. Instead of recavoc. Look, I may have one to fifty words in my head pronounced pronounced, pronounced incorrectly. I try, I do my best. I have started looking up how to pronounce different words that I don't know, so I do my best. I will continue to make mistakes. Part of the fun of the show is Ed and I are both idiots. We're just slightly smarter than most of the idiots that you know, So that's part of why you listen to the show. Shit Man. So we're apologizing for all my mispronunciations. We're also going to apologize off the top for all of the ads that many of you commented about being served in the last episode. Yeah, we're with a new provider. Here's the deal. We love you guys. We don't want to bombarde you with ads. That wasn't us. We did switch distributors. Yeah, our distribution company is a different distribution company and they have a different way of placing ads, and we need to talk to them about what happened, about what happened and the appropriate way to place ads. So for the next couple of weeks we apologize. You're getting more ads than normal. One thing you could do is join the Patriot and. Get care of that problem real fast, get ad free. Yeah. But but yeah, we're working on it. We don't want to. Make it as miserable as it was this last week. We're talking to people. It's just it's going to take a little bit to sort out. We don't know their system the way we n the old system anyway, So it goes. Since we're doing shit that's unrelated to the episode, I like to give a couple of shout outs. Sure, a cat just jumped in your left This is Gerdy. For those of you who are watching, if you're watching on YouTube, and you should. Watching the kill cam in the basement, this is Gerty. You may have seen her on live shows if you come to the lives on the Patreon. She's my lovely cat. She is very confused about where she is right now. But ed, you wanted to give some shout outs because you just drove my car across the country. You want to tell them about how this happened. ED drove my car across the country because I tried to sell it in Los Angeles, but there was a paperwork snaffo that the person at CarMax said, I can't do anything about this, and. Then the people at Carvana agreed with them. People at Carvan, I agree with them, despite the fact that I had spent many hours on the phone trying to avoid this particular snapho, and I needed ed to get my car where. You were gonna, like and then we try to like get it shipped because of the war, and I ran or whatever ran. I don't want to ge yelled at for pronunciation. The diesel price is so fucking out of control. It costs more than we've ever seen to ship it. And so I was like, you know, the fuck it, I'll just drive it. What ED needed to be on the East coast around the same time I got. In six hours around. Instead, I was like, I'll take five days. But I said, instead of you paying for a flight, what if I pay you to drive. I might have come out as a wash, but yeah, it might have whatever. Either way, I got here, I met a bunch of great fans. I want to give a shout out to Rhianna and Caleb for taking me out in Albuquerque. Was the first time I've actually enjoyed Albuquerque. A big shout out to the Oklahoma City Hooters and the staff there who killed it in Oklahoma City, shout out to Nikki in Saint Louis for taking me out to lunch was delicious. And a big shout out to Courtney in Pittsburgh for breaking up a pretty long driving day and taking me to the Pittsburgh like knockoff hooters called Twin Peaks, which great, which we both her and I thought was gonna be like a David Lynch themed thing, but it turns out it's just like a Lumberjack Broad's. I don't know, it's it's no Hooters. I'll sell you that. Much even if you're a David Lynch fan. Let's be right, Rip got blessed. David Lynch one of the best filmmakers of all time. Man liked an attractive woman, he would. Have had a field day at twin Peaks thy Hooters would have been sick. That man was married like five times. I think. I think about people. I see people who are married five times, like I see it often in Wikipedia and stuff, and I'm like, who has the time, like like like how young did you start and how late did you stop where you actually had a time where to have a meaningful relationship that led to marriage, which then had a marriage of any amount of time plus divorce, then new person, meaningful relationship. Well, I'll say this. I mean, David Lynch is a man who I think live life. However, he wanted that head a hair, Absolutely can that had a hair. This is a man who did the weather report for like ten years between movies. Oh yeah, I remember that. I don't know. It was the La Weather Report every morning just for fun, like in the early days of youths. You're just saying he had time to be married during that. He had time to be married. He had time to do, He had time to live life the way he wanted to live it. Uh, and he thought that love and relationships were the way to go. So God, I mean, why not bless a right? P God, bless Wait. Those are my shoutouts. Those are your maya Culpa's maya culpa, ma maya culpa for the pronunciation problems. So anyway, we're in the fucking basement, baby. This is scared all the time. Bonus episode Basements. We're gonna talk about scary basements because a lot of bad things happen in basements. Basements are places that are haunted. There are places where people are killed, there are places where bodies are buried. They are the floor below the floor of where you live, and they are a place that I have not had much experience with since the last time I lived in Pennsylvania. Because when you live in Los Angeles, basements. For those of you who don't live in Los Angeles, which is most of you, I think there's no basements, which I. Like incredibly rare. They're incredibly rare because a lot of LA is built on like weird, shitty ground, I think. Or it's earthquakes who knows, but there's a reason, I'm sure for it. In La I think the ground is shitty, or maybe it's earthquakes. But there's no basements, so you have no storage. You have no place to like have a little hangout room or a little band practice or set up your like really loud surround sound speakers. You don't want your neighbors to hear. And but you also don't it's harder to drag innocent people down the stairs and end them. What do you think about you think basement's ideal for dragging an ending. I think it's kind of too too prong one. It's in terms of this fucking piece of shit based we're in. I see all this exposed insulation, Like it's an attic, so it's insulated, so maybe keeps the. Screams yep down, keeps screams down. And then two, you don't invite anyone over and take them to a base unless you have like a finished basement. And even then that's just people who have kids. Like people who have kids, it's like, oh, go play with so and so in the basement, so you're away from the parents who can drink and talk about how much we hate having you well. I so the house I grew up in had an unfinished basement for a long time. You just got sent down by parents. So I don't know how much I should talk about this. Oh good, only my family listens. It's fine. My sister, my middle sister, was afraid of the dark when she was growing up because the room that she shared with my other sister, my youngest sister, had a bathroom that all three of us were very convinced was home to some sort of a spectral We were talking about this, yeah, who we were very afraid of. And so my sister was afraid of the dark. That's not on the basement though. No, But I remember one time my sister complained to my parents in the middle of the night that the ghost woman in the bathroom was scaring them, so they made her go sleep in the basement. Oh my god. She screamed and cried and was terrified. And I think that's probably a parenting decision my way. Did you know she was going down there? I don't know if I knew, Like, did you hear her wails? I This happened more than once, and I'm good at some point I did. What I'm saying is so so to my point, pretty insulated, pretty good. You dragged your people and chained the radiator in the basement, No big deal. My basement was not insulated very well because I heard my sister saying please. No, okay, Well, and that point, you're like kind of a bad brother for not going to break her out. I get. But I was scared too. We were all scared. I mean, we didn't want to be put in the basement, in the basement, in the boo box. Oh my god, did so? You know, I think you know my parents, I think that's a parenting decision they regret. I can only imagine now that I have a son if he woke me up in the middle of the night many many, many times saying that there was a scary woman in his bathroom. If there's any place that's gonna happen, it's here. So if filk becomes talking age here. I mean, I don't think I would do the same thing, but it is. It is. You do kind of go, well, what the fuck? What are you so scared of? You want to be scared? Go downstairs, downstairs. Breathe in whatever dust particles I'm actively watching fall in front of our face right. So the basement wasn't finished for a long time. Then eventually it was and it was a good hangout space. I watched a lot of movies down there. I showed a lot of girls Donny Dharko in high school, okay, because. They didn't show you anything not Yeah after that move. That was the only move I had was do you want to watch Donny Darko? It's an indie movie. But I think of basements as a fun I had a lot of band practices in basements. I watched a lot of cool movies and basements. I never partied much in basements, but I you know, I have generally good associations with basements. But in horror literature and horror movies, they are very bad places to be, and I think that's why we, many of us, are scared of them. I mean, I do have memories of different friends basements that were varying degrees of finished or unfinished or partially finished. I don't even know what call down here? What do you call this? Out? Time to describe it for people? It's a rickety staircase made of not even two by fours, like discarded wood, and it empties out into a basement, I would say, is made entirely of like stones, like the walls are stones, and that someone then put like like spray painted the color of the half blue half white shark from the shark snacks fruit snack. That's a reference for people who were eight years old in nineteen ninety four. If you know that color blue, that's what I am surrounded by right now. So this house is built in eighteen ninety five, I. Think, And this color certainly wasn't this color. This is something just kicked on over there, some fucking machine. This color. I was told by the realtor that the landlord paints his basements in leftover paint colors from other properties that he has. What other blue raspberry property is he painting. Here's the thing. I just went to a brewery last night that has this exact paint on the walls in the bathroom, No, in the brewery where the tanks are. And I'm curious if maybe the landlord also owns that building. So I saw this color still be very similar. I feel like in Saint Louis, in the bathroom of the brewery. They call this Saint Louis Ouey gouey. This color is if you get a cradle. You could see in some of the spots they were kind of running thin on a second coat. Yeah, yeah, this is a rust. It really does look like a shark snack or whatever, shark bite. But ed, who's the most famous villain you can think of that operated out of a basement? Well, Freddy Krueger has like it's a furnace room. It's not a base, boiler room sort of it. Well it was it was under the school, it. Was under the height. Okay, so boiler room sort of a basement. What about would you consider in Look Who's Talking? Or that other movie, which is the one that had like the scary was it Home Alone? Home Alone has a scary furnace. Home Alone has a scary fucking basement. If you were a young kid when you were it's the it's the basement just in the first Home Alone? Or is Home Alone too? I don't remember Home Alone two and anything other than Donald Trump showing up. I remember the the bird lady in Home Alone two is very scary. Yeah, what a babe. But she looks just like Pierce Morgan. She was. She was a riff on the shoveled Man from. A riff On. Yeah, I think they had this formula that worked. Yeah, they needed the scary adult who has actually had a heart of goal. But yeah, I guess maybe the scary basement was just home Alone one. But that was I mean, if you were a young kid when you saw that movie, I was very afraid of. The of the Home Alone bas so I would say, that's a villain. Where's Baba Duke live? It's Pride Month, Where's Baba Duke live? I think he lives in a book the basement. I don't think he lives in the basement. He either lives in a book or in that hat. He's out, he's out. What about you? What about you think? Can you think of any. In Psycho Norman Bates keeps his mother in the basement. I thought kept up in the window. That's just him in the chair. No, I think that's just him. I think he keeps her corpse in the fruit cellar at the end when she hits the light and the light goes. Yeah, you have the basement of the attic, and I'm pretty sure it's the basement. Okay, California. It's surprising as well. He's up with the coast. He's up the coast. So those of your thinks are the hot the big basement people. Well, Norman Bates is a big basement bear is a big basement villain. Where do those little things come out of those adorable little things in the gate? Do they come from the basement. Well, they come from hell, Yeah, but I guess they opened the gateway. No, they come out of the gate in the backyard, not in the basement. Man, they might be I mean at some point when. They get them. I mean a lot of serial killers operated out of it. You asked about movies, Well, I just said, who's your favorite villain that operate out of the basement. Movies are a good place to go if you do go to likeals from the thirties. Oh well, serial killer spirit John Wayne Gacy. Well, see, we didn't research this basement's episode. So we're going on the don. And got drinks in your new town, and then we were like, you know, we should do great City, go back to your place, covered in rain, and sit in the fucking terrifying basement talk about stuff for our fans. What I wanted to do was do a live ish episode from a graveyard. I wanted to go walk around a graveyard and talk about graves, but a lot of graveyards don't want you there after dark because they assume you're up to no goods. So that was out and it was pouring rain. So a lot of serio killers have operated either out of basements or crawl spaces. A lot of basements have been dug up, and zero killers have put people beneath concrete, beneath different kinds of floorboards. Many times they smell terribly. But I used to think about basements when I would go through New York City as a kid. I would take the train into the city, and whether I walked around or took the train going into the city, I would look out of all these buildings that are big buildings, and I would always think like, and this is a true story, a true thought. As a child, I'd be like, there are people down there, chained up. In the basements. Yeah. I was like, there's just no it's too you know what it was as a kid. It was the most doors I've seen in a single sitting, And I was like, if every one of these doors is people behind it, and every one of the doors lead to more doors than these buildings, there's just no version, there aren't some of these doors that are like people being tortured. And then I imagine the basements of these buildings no one's going into. And then that got me think I would actually have these thoughts as like a kid on the train of the city. I mean, those are good thoughts to have. I think I had many thoughts very similar. I am just double checking. John Wayne Gacy did bury thirty three young men and boys, or he buried twenty six of them in a shallow crawl space under his home. Imagine if you had a tenement building in the city, if you had a big basement, a big boy basement like this, he could have put He could put even more people. You ever, did you ask about that when you're renting this place? You'd be like, Hey, the basement floor plan wise, how many bodies can I bury? No asking for a friend is also interested in renting here. I really wanted to get this place, so I didn't suggest that I might be killing people in the basement. Well, this basem would suggests people have been killed out of yerem so jokes on you. True. No, I was very afraid of basements. I still have nightmares about the basement in my house. I wrote a book called Haunted House in first grade where there was a portal to another the haunted dimension, sort of in my basement. I don't know why kids have such a natural fear of basements, but I think most kids do. I think it's it's colder than the rest of the house, or it's hotter than the rest of the house, depending on where your situation is. And I think it's just like there's no reason to go down there. You're going down into the dark. Oh yeah, I will say that they're never really well unless it's like a finished basement, so always like, oh, be sure to pull that chain and make that bold bulb go on. I do have a good I'm I don't know if I ever told this story on the show before. I might have. I do have one good creepy basement story. I was a babysitter when I was growing up, and in eighth or ninth grade, a babysat these two kids who the sister was a little bit older than the brother and she was maybe in like first or second grade, and the brother was a little bit younger than that. And they lived in this very old farmhouse in Pennsylvania and I went over and I was babysitting them, and I remember I was worried I was going to get in trouble because I was getting to the age where I was starting to like rock music and I didn't really know what to do with these kids. So I played some Green Day and some Weezer and they really liked it. And I was like, oh, no, what if they tell their parents that Green Day has a song about masturbation? Why did you tell them it was about I didn't tell them what it Wasn't you have to be like, so this song is about masturbasing. No, I just thought the parents might get mad. I don't know. I was we had a great night, you know, they're having a good time. And then I was like, you guys, the girl was maybe in like first or second grade and the brother was a little younger life and I was like, it was time to get ready for bed, and they wanted to go play in the basement. And I was like, okay, you guys can go play in the basement for a little bit, but then we're gonna have to go to bed. And so I was upstairs doing homework or I don't even know what I was doing. I don't think I had to sell phone at this point. So drawing pentagrams on all yeah. Yeah, yeah, I was pricking my fingers and just drawing as many satanic symbols and blood as I could. But at one point the girl comes tearing back up the stairs and runs through the kitchen and then up into her bedroom, and a few seconds after that the brother follows. And if you ever babysat kids, and I only did it, I don't know, fifteen twenty times, you babysit them a couple times, and you pretty quickly get the vibe of like when kids are up to no good or when something's up, you know. And the way that they both ran upstairs separately without saying anything to me, even though they ran right past me, that was like a what did they just like light a firework off down there. Or someday off? And nothing? There were no noises come in the basement. So I went to their rooms where they were. I was like, what's going on? You guys ready for bed? And they were acting so weird. It just like not really like they were like a demon to go over both their bodies. No, they were like kind of laughing at each other or to each other and looking at me, and the vibe was just weird. And I was that shared bedroom they I don't remember if the bedroom was shared, but they were on the same you know, next to each other if they share it anyway, And I was trying to corral them and I was like definitely, was like something's going on. And I was like, what's what's uh, guys do something down there? Like what do I need to know what's going on? And the sister goes the lady in the basement said it was time to go to bed. Oh, and I was like, no, not see you later. I was like, I'm sorry, though, who And they kind of like looked at each other, you know, like kids that sort of had a secret sort of. I was like, who's the lady in the basement? Like is there a person down there? Because I was old enough to know that they might be fucking around, you know, but. At first grade you're not thinking fuck around. You know, I don't know. And then they just got quiet, and I was like, well, I guess it's time to go to bed. I guess I'm in agreement with the lady in the basement. Put them to bed, and then I went downstairs and now I. Was like, met the level of your life. Yeah, And I was coming out of the floor you first love your life, and I was like, now I'm alone downstairs, and I wonder if there's a lady in the basement. And I was, you know, ninth grade, tenth grade, and very very frightened, the way that you see in a horror movie with a flat you know, like I didn't have a flash, like because there were lights, but I was like peeking my head around the corner, like good lady, hello, Hello, my god, and like went downstairs, looked around just so in case anybody asked, I could say I didn't see anybody, yeah, and booked it the fuck back up the stairs. And to this day, I mean, I don't know what happened to those kids. I don't know. I never was like, hey, were you fucking around? But it really now should we should probably like thirty they got, probably easily give them a call, but like, how was your life? Since the things that I didn't help with. That really scared the shit out of me. It really did, because it was just that sort of thing where it kind of you assume they must be fucking around, but they don't seem like they are, and then you never find out. You never go back and ask if your kat Gerty right now, like was hanging out in front of us and then all of a sudden just like immediately looked at one of the walls. Yeah, and like unbroken stared at a wall for thirty seconds, Yeah, and then went back to what she was doing. I would be just as scared. Yeah. I don't like when like kids or animals see something that I can. Yeah, and a lot of kids do. I mean, I'm waiting for Felix to start talking about stuff that we don't see because they have a very active imaginations and be you know, out of all the weird, out of all the parapsychological, ghost mythology kind of stuff that I am open to believing. I do think there's something to be said for the fact that young kids, I would assume, see stuff that we don't see because you're, oh, you're sucking everything in and you're paying attention to everything, and you don't even if it's not actually a ghost, you're seeing stuff that you grow up to learn well, that's whatever. That like thing is probably wind. Yeah, Like my brain's just gonna ignore that because it's not something I need to worry about. And so I do think kids are slightly more attuned to the world in general, and very likely if there are spirits around us or any kind of spiritual activity, I think it's very likely that kids are able to see it experience it. Content youngest age, you think Felix would be able to like accept orders in the sense that if you were like, go into the room and bring me back the napkins, or go put the napkins on the table. I mean he's getting close if I mean that. Might be close to putting napkins on the table. No, not close to putting napkins on the table. But if I say, hey, buddy, go get your puppy, he'll he'll go get the dog. The question I'm asking is, what when do you think that age is like, hey, go, you know, go put napkins at each plate spot for mom five three. I don't know, I'm asking you don't know either, Fuck, I don't. I don't know. What I'm saying is that's a good age where you could start being like go into rooms ahead of me, like taste my food for boys, Like, hey, going in that room ahead of me. You see anything you see anyth with your fucking sponge of a brain. You got right now, that's actually a really great I mean, I think that's what h dust Bunny. Brian is that a person? No, Brian the guy who directed or the guy who wrote Hannibal and and Dad like me. Brian Fuller. He just directed a movie called dust Bunny about a girl who hires a hitman to try to kill the monster under her bed. Oh wow, And I haven't seen it yet because I have a kid. When you have a kid, you never see movies anymore. But I think it might be sort of like a she can see it kind of thing. Oh hell yeah, I did what I'm saying. You get you get one of those. You're like, hey, Peil, let's go check that room. Bro. How's that looking at them? There is there's a witch. No, all right, we'll coming in you you, me and your mom are coming in. Yeah, it's gonna be. He is reaching the age where he gets scared of things. I just saw this for the first time right before we left la He so. We got it, took out the wooden spoon. He's like, oh no, he has a toy. That's a little you put bubble like bubble liquid in it and it's a little octopus. You turn it on and the octopus's legs are all little bubble blowers and it spins around and it just blows bubbles. Okay, and he liked it. And then right before we left La, I turned it on and I have never seen this level of fear in the eyes of a child like his. He was so I don't know if it was different to the bubbles not come out. No. I think it was just that he reached the age where a thing because it has eyes, you know, it looks like a little octopus. I don't think he knows what an octopus is, but I think he reached the age where all of a sudden, the thing he recognized as potentially some kind of a creature just turned on and started making noise, you know, And he was like he backed up his back when it gets the fridge, and I was like, it's okay, dude, it's okay. It's a toy. It's a toy. His eyes were so scared. And then you know, by the you know, three four days later, by the time we left, he was fine with it. He adjusted, but then he went to his grandparents' house and they brought him this little chain that's like a has a panda bear face on it. And I wasn't there, but my wife was like, he won't go anywhere near the panda bear because it's got these big eyes, little like it. You know, he doesn't know what it is. It doesn't speaker. Yeah, it doesn't speak, No, it doesn't. But I mean, I was I was afraid of Cherry on Peewee Peewee when I was a kid of Cherry. I was terrified. I was a little scared of the Wizard of the Genie in the Wall of the Genie. Yes, I was a little scared of him. And I was I didn't always love the globe Globey. Oh yeah, I like Cherry because he touched the word of the day. But the robot gave me the word of the day. The robot gave you the word today. Cherry was just like, But Cherry is like the thing you're gonna run into. Like, as a kid, you're gonna sit in the fucking chair. You're not gonna run into a globe. You're not gonna run into a cabinet with a fucking genie in it. But but I could see how you're like, oh, what if I sit it comes a live. I think around four or five there was a Hershet is a Halloween prey, and somebody was Peewee Herman and they had Cherry and they had globe and whatever, and I ran screaming from Cherry and when they finally like calmed me down enough to ask what's wrong, I told him that I thought Cherry was going to eat me because he's got that big mouth. If you've never seen Peewee, you should, but Cherry has like a big this the chair cushion is its mouth, yeah, and it's a big flapping thing, and I was so afraid it was gonna eat me. I don't know if maybe Felix felt the same way about this panda chair. If you thought that it you know it was, but he apparently wouldn't go anywhere near it for a few days. Then he finally got used to it. But it's crazy to see like genuine, oh my fucking god fear in the child's eyes because their brain is just like what is happening? Yeah, we don't have that anymore, like no courage. I mean, I get scared, but not that kind of get scared. Driving your car when the fuck it's rain start coming down those dirty old wipers. The one thing I didn't check on the car. We're like, oh, I'm supposed to be working, but I'm just gonna like collapse under the weight of the metal, like the rubber just like blap, like half of it flipped off. I know, I know you. You you face the elements you truly. It was a pretty good drive otherwise, Like I looked out weatherwise, one Hooters was closed. It was depressing to drive by that, and I didn't get to hit the one Indiana. But otherwise, good drive. Yeah, you seem like it was pretty pretty uneventful. It was pretty show. I listened to a bunch of stuff on the radio. Gets some more drinks, all right, So that's enough about us. I think you were going to look up some basement stories for the good people at home. Well, yeah, I was curious about what are the scariest things that people have seen in basements? And so I did what any good podcaster does, and I joggled it. I checked red it. Oh boy, you would at fright to red it. It's a family affair. What's the scariest thing you've seen in your or someone else's basement. I wanted to say, in a basement then, and it happened to be if if it's good to expand beyond your. Yeah, this is six years ago, so I don't think this is the most recent scary stuff that people have seen in basements. But the top answer is that this redditor saw a story on a different news site that a man purchased an older home for his family, and in the basement there was a v old old drum, very old. About to say, like, what the hell's a v drum? I know what a v old old drum is. I'm young vagina drums. Very It weighed like three hundred and forty five pounds or something, so he physically could not move it and simply forgot about it. Wait, like a drum filled with something? Then, Andy, was it spent uranium? It seems like he could just move it just far enough to put it on the scale to go, wow, this way is undred and twenty five pounds. I can't move it. Anywhere like a drum set drum. It's got like a drum of oil. Yeah, okay, so. He forgot about it. It's that of acid. They melted somewhere in. I mean if I had come down these stairs and found a drum looking an oil drum and it was so I couldn't move it. Now you put a potted plant on top of it and go that's where it lives, I. Guess, you know, or I would have called the police immediately. Oh god, they don't have the time to come down here. Nine years later, this guy's family is moving and selling the house. The prospective buyers absolutely do not want this old drum in the basement. Ah, absolutely not. Yeah, the homeowner finally moves the old drum thanks to the help of his friend. That's bullshit. I would have been like, house comes with drum. This is your life now, Like you read about that. People who have those really big like rear projection televisions, Oh yeah, like the first big screens and they weigh like nine hundred pounds. I think there are you know things where I'll watch guys on YouTube who collect like old media and old TVs. They're like, yeah, I want to pick it up from this guy. You know, he doesn't know much of the history because like it was in the house when he bought it. It was like in the house when the previous guy bought it. Yeah, it's like two homeowners in yeah, a big No. One wanted to do it getting out of the basement. Ninety five percent chance in cities that have any sort of like reclaimed aesthetic. If you have an old oil drum in your basement, when you do show photos, you just make it into a coffee table. Oh you put a fucking put a little tablecloth over it, coffee's on it. Put a little expressing machine on a reclaimed board in the corner or whatever. Yeah, you can keep the expressing machine. Yeah, but okay, so this family, though lame, doesn't want the old drum. You know. That's how you know it's six years ago. They had options with buying homes or like, actually, we're gonna look at a different house since this one has a drum in it. Curiosity strikes and they decide to try to open it. They work the top off for what seems like an hour. I've been there before. We're dot in cars that top lasted, and inside I put little pepe blaster on that. Bud inside ed you want to guess what's inside? Acid with bones? No, another smaller, older drum. That's a Russian dollars situation. Of drums. So they begin a round two, and this time in the older, smaller drum, they discover the body of a twenty something year old Mexican woman from the nineteen sixties. Well, year was this twenty nineteen. Six years ago, so yeah, twenty twenty. The body was left in a certain oil and conditions were just right, so the body remained perfectly intact for forty years. Woo, which I guess is how they knew the sixties, because I say, that's a. Really specific She was wearing like bell bottoms and yeah she was. She was covered in e femera of the era. But get this, So then somebody whose username has since been deleted, said did they ever figure out who it was or what happened? I thought it was gonna be someone being like, so you're telling me that the outer shell drum is fine? In which case are you? Are you willing to part with that? I'm looking for a bigger. Drum for no reason at all. So that someone asked they ever figured out who was what happened? And the original poster said, yes, the woman was an immigrant that worked at a v big, very big local factory big and was having an affair with one of the co owners of the factory. She fell pregnant and threatened to uncover the truth of his wife did the same. What kind of factory it was? Is it the factory that makes drums? No, it's just a factory of different sizes. I had have been the oil drum factory. So I'm thinking, So the guy brought home product and an employee, you shouldn't bring either home. Can you imagine the first time you go home to have an affair with your boss, the guy who runs the oil drum factory, and does the thought cross your mind? Am I gonna end up in one of these? Yeah? Yeah, Wait a second. I guess your thoughts were probably like his wife gonna find out it's. Like going home with the guy who runs the coffin factory. I think. I think if you run any factory, you probably have a good chance of like romantic entanglements because you're like the worker. There's a power dynamic. He got some money. She sees his rich in vats the hell he bought. So this lady got pregnant, threatened to tell his wife, and he killed her the house people he did. The house was actually his house. So this wee a friend's out. This oil drum sat in the basement for forty years as the house changed hands. Every single person who bought this home and what's that doing there? And the realtor went, I don't know. It's too happy to move. In the realtor's defense, it was like there was a crime tape around it. Yeah, no one called the police. So this guy lived a full life homeowner. This owner was in our mind, he owns an oil drum factory and then just moved and lived the rest of his life and potentially died like without ever being in trouble. Well, the next paragraph tells us when police discovered all of this while waiting for a warrant to search his home and bring him in. He fled, So then someone else asks, and. You think he got into one of his oil barrels and then wrote it over the Niagara Falls. He did it like Marion and Raiders of the Lost Star. He went the oil drum and they put the oil drum in the truck and he oh my god. Yeah, remember that that was a good scene. So this says he fled and then someone else asked, so did they abandon the search warrant process when he fled or did they simply overlook the drum? Seems peculiar. They not still search the house. It was a powerful man, he owned an oil drum factory. More so that they overlook a drum big enough to hold a body or two, which is a stretch. And then the original poster says, here's a Wikipedia link on her case. Got a busy day, so I couldn't reply with much else, which means at least fifty percent of the story that we just were told was a lie. Okay, so now we have new information. Well, I'm assuming anytime on Reddit that someone tells a wild story and then someone asked a question and the reply is like, I'm really busy today. Oh that was from the op. The original post. The op said, got a busy day. I couldn't reply with much else except the Wikipedia link to the case. All Right, you think it's a lie? I think most of the time on Reddit, if someone who. I mean, what kind of liquid was gonna keep you perfect? But here's the thing. If you when you're on Reddit, if you post a long reply to something, you want people to engate. That's the whole point. You want them to comment and like ask you questions and then if they ask you questions and then your next reply is like, oh geez, I'm too busy to answer that you were making something up in the first post. Yeah, because the whole point is I want you to. Yeah shit man. So okay, So it sounds like that was potentially bullshit. I watched an episod out of his show, and I forgot the name of entirely, but it was from the seventies and I think it was who's that gay guy Rex? He's in pillow Talk Rex. Here gay Rex movie star. It's Doris Day And this guy Rock Hudson. He plays a Texan named Rex Stetson. Oh my god, So there you go. All right, well Rock Hudson. Rock Hudson's in a ridiculous television show in the seventies called Like, And it's just like two characters' names. He's like the chief of police or something and it's called Like the Chief Dave Stevens and his wife Margaret, like is the name of the craziest name ever. But anyway, the pilot episode, if I remember like watching it all like, I was like fucked up watching some shit on Amazon, and it was that show in the pilot is they get like a drum, like a like an oil drum style drum cylinder, Like they were moving to a new house and they had packed a bunch of stuff and a bunch of those type of kind of cylinders. And the lady's like, hey, this isn't one of ours. Is I like put my initials in the side of all of them. This one doesn't have that. And the guy's like movers, like that's your stuff, you know what I mean. It came on the truck. And she's like, oh, it's not mine. She's like it's also like wet. It's like super wet. And the guy was like, good, it's suddenly invoice or whatever. And she opens it's a dead body in there. This is a pilot. It's a pilot primetime television, Yes, comedy. Unclear and and she's like, hey, there's a body in here and calls her husband, the chief of police. He's like a babe, I'm busy. Rock Hudson Rock Huts It okay. And she's like, now he's dead. Buy in her house is like I'm coming home. Or he sends another cop or something, sends another cop and they go in and it's not there, like the thing's empty, and she's like, well, no, this is a different barrel because it doesn't have my like whatever on it. And she's like, no, it's nothing here, and there's nobody here, blah blah blah. And there's like a whole bunch of shit that happens. But that's like the whole pilot is a to your point earlier, like a moving company delivers a dead body with their moving life right right right in their amongst their boxes. Was like a dead body. I mean, it's a great hook. Yeah, and then when she tries to show people, it's not there anymore. Ready to go? Do you remember? I remember like this show they get broken into later that night and it's like a guy looking for the body and then it's like a chase. I don't remember the name of the show. I don't remember the woman was. All I remember is that there was a dead body and a fucking you know, oil drum. So, which is why I brought it up. Sounds like something that Ryan Murphy should remake tomorrow. I wish we could look up the name of the show because it had the most ridiculous name, like Inspector Lee and and Susan his wife. Here, let's Rock Hudson's IMDb here, what's. The television show that Rock Hudson started? And the pilot episode involved a dead body in an oil drum? Just no way if it knows that holy shit. Television show you're thinking of is the nineteen seventies detective series McMillan and Wife. It really is a ridiculous name. The pilot episode, titled Once Upon a dead Man, which I aired in September nineteen seventy one, features a plot revolving around a dead body hidden inside an oil drum. There you go, baby, I'm not crazy. No, you nailed it. I fucking nailed it. And I knew it had a stupid fucking name. Yeah, McMillan and Wife was the name of the show. And by the way, it wasn't just the pilot like it ran for a bit. Yeah, McMillan and wife. Milan and Wife's hilarious. Yeah, and the wife and the gas like the shit that's checked the whole time. It's currently on Apple TV. I watched it on one of these streaming like in the middle of the night. Yeah, because you know me, I'm always looking for weird shit. Yeah, And I turned it on one night and I. Was just like, what rock rocking a mustard? That mustache is unbelievable in it. He's like and he's like, this was like a handsome guy. This was full post Burt Reynolds. Oh you gotta have the mustache. Yeah, the guy who was closeted and not looking like it was. Yeah. We were talking basements. Yeah, I got into this Rock Hudson thing because we started we were talking basements, which led to oil trums, which brought my brain. What's the best thing that ever happened to. I'm sure there was some hand job. I'm sure there was some like high school maybe go the other way. What's the worst thing that ever happened? I'm sure equally it was like an uncle hand job. Now same answer, though, uh no, I had the worst thing ever happened. There was a lot of the basement was tough, a lot of sleepovers down there, a lot of like truth or Dare sessions, you know, at like parties, people's. Houses who had finished basements. Yeah, what about this? What's the best movie you saw on a basement? I mean, the best video games that played in the best basement? Is it? I feel like I played a lot of N sixty four. Golden Eye, Golden Golden Eye was the Golden Eye was the basement video. The worst video game moment for me in the basement is we were playing the NES version of duct Tails, the like screwed you know, like the duck Kids and yeah, Uncle Screwedtails. Who Yeah, So we were playing the ductal hand job, uncle job. We were playing the Ducktails Erotic leisure funk Tails. Oh, I didn't put an end in there, Fucktails, all right. Yeah, we were playing funck Tales and we're down there, dude and my brother and I. There was like a thing on the back of the box or a Nintendo Power magazine or something, and it said like if you beat the game and take a picture of the end screen that you beat it and submit it, you can like win like a million dollars or like all of Scrooge McDuck's money or something. And so we were trying to beat this game like all day, my brothers and I, and then we finally beat the games. We're like, we're gonna be fucking millionaires. Get a picture of this thing that we've just done. And my brother took like a polaroid camera and he took a picture of it and like back then, like you know, it didn't stay on the screen forever, like it went away. So yeah, we did it. And if you and it's just those save points, so like if it goes away, you gotta play the whole game again. So anyway, take a picture, it goes off the screen. We're like, we're gonna be fucking rich. And uh, the you know, polaroid pictures they take a little while to like develop, if you will, they to like come clear. We're all waiting on this, like, fuck man, this is our moneymaker. This is so huge. And the flash all we got was the glare of the flash on the like CRT. You know, there's you can't see anything on the tube but the flash glare on the TV. And we were like fucking pissed. So that was like a depressing moment in a basement. Yeah that's bad, but best movie in a basement. And then I feel like a lot of the movie watching and like the room with the VCR, I was upstairs. There were two for me. Okay, so starting around tenth grade, so I was afraid of everything. If you listen to this show, you know I was afraid of everything growing up. And then I went to a sleepover in like eighth grade where I saw I was told I had to go home or I had to watch Scream, Halloween, HUO, and the Shining back to back to back. Honestly, the Shining would have put me to sleep. I mean I was, I was so Shining is incredible. Shining, but the pacing of that after those two and I'm a little kid, I'm going to slave. But I was terrified. I hid behind the couch. I watched all three and then I was in. And then I loved horror movies and so one horror movie basement experience was I rented Jeepers Creepers, which. Which which is a problematic film now but we problematic film both love it. I love it. I love it because of the age that I was out when I saw it and the impact it had on me. I think I had seen the sort of infamous let the Bodies Hit the Floor trailer at this point the trailer was cut to let the Bodies hit the Floor. I didn't, Yeah, and I and it was sort of like very cheesy, and I think it kind of had at some point became almost like an Internet maybe not a full on meme, but they'll let the bodies of the floor of movie was deeper screepers. Anyway. I'd seen the trailer, but I hadn't seen it in theaters that I rented it on DVD and had no I had no idea what it was about. And that was a movie that when Justin Long falls down to that basement and sees the kid on the table whose stomach is all stitched up. I was in high school. In a basement like the factory. Beneath the beneath the church. So the woman to go to that too. Yeah, he slides down, he kid, he's got to be ripped out and stitch shut. And I my stomach went through the floor. I was so fucking scared, and I paused it and I don't even know I finished it eventually. I don't know when I finished it, but that scared me. And then the original Pulse, the film Pulse on DVD. Gentleman was a Korean movie, and that movie the first that and a Tale of Two Sisters. Both of them that sounds like pornography. No tail. Two Sisters is a really creepy movie that was remade into American movie. I think starring Elizabeth Banks. By Vivid No No, No No. Unfortunately not both of those films, Pulse and Tail two sisters. I because I used to try to rent the scariest movie I could and watch it in the basement and see if it would scare me enough that I had to pause it. And those three movies definitely scared me enough that I had to pose it. And they all hold up I think, I mean, as if you separate the art from the artist, they all hold up something. That Patton oswat was talking about. His daughter wanted to watch the first Halloween. Yeah, and he was like, you can't watch it because it's like it ruined me, Like there are it's a core memory, how scary that movie was to me. There are all these things blah blah blah. He's like, you can't watch it, and she's like everyone else has seen it. I want to see it. And Patton Oswalt was like, all right, well, I'll watch it first then if I feel that like it's okay for you to watch as like, you know, a young girl in fifteen ever I thought that young, but I'm saying, you know whatever, it's a child. And so he watches it and he was like, oh, by today's standards, this is PG. Yeah, she can watch it. And he was saying in some bit he was doing some stand up thing. He was like, I showed it to her in the entire film. She thought it was the funniest movie she'd ever seen in her life. And it's just like ragging on it the whole time. And he was like no. He was getting madder and madder. He's like, fuck you, this movie scarred me for life. And you're sitting here being like, oh, this is so stupid. How would they do this? Na? Yeah, So Halloween, the original Halloween might be the best American film ever made. I will if I ever get a chance to be Scorsese putting Vertico to the top of the BFI Mostfi is better than thirty best movies ever made list. Halloween is going right to the top. I think it is. It is the most frightening movie ever made. Imagine that I showed it to Field because he laughed at it. So that's what his situation was. It is. Everything about that film is just the top notch nightmare put to celluloid. Incredible film. And if Felix laughs at it. You gotta beat him. No, no, no, no, I would never never. I might not talk to him for a few days. You got to stand outside of his window at like the laundry, on a fucking laundry string, just looking at up at him. Have we ever talked about what I think Halloween is actually about? I'm sure you told me, and my eyes glazed over. I don't care about horror, but continue so. John Carpenter infamously has has really never I don't want to say he's never said what Halloween is really about? If anything. He said that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Sometimes a scary movie is just a scary movie. Like it's not it's not standing in for anything. Yeah, he hadn't he He claims that he had not put that much thought into it. The fact that it launched the idea of the sort of virgin final girl in in Laurie Strode played by Jamie Lee Curtis was not an intentional comment on anything, according to him. But I do think that Halloween, whether John Carpenter knew it or not, the way that I watch it is, Halloween is about the sensation that every person has as a teenager when they realize that they're going to die. What does that mean? What that's I didn't have that big moment. You did. You might not remember it. Maybe you don't remember it. Maybe it wasn't a big Maybe you feel it more now at forty. But I think every teenager that's the age where you realize that you are going to die. You may not reckon with it, you may not admit it or accept it, but that is the age where you really go, oh, I'm someday no longer going to exist. And I think Halloween is about what it's like when you realize that you are going to die. And at least for me, I had a very powerful experience for that movie because I was a particularly anxious kid, and to me, Michael Myers was just the symbol of anxiety. I would look up and look out the window, and even though I didn't think about it, I would see Michael Myers and because to me, I knew that death was coming for me someday. Maybe it's also a Catholic thing. You always yeah, those always got for you, but you know, and I think that's what Halloween is about. I don't think John would would say that. Certainly you met him, I have you ask him? No, he you were like, hey, man, tell me, I'm won't tell anybuddy. I was. So that's another story I'll tell on the podcast a different time. But I did have a meeting with John Carpenter, and I will tell you he was very, very nice. But yeah, I was so scared in that meeting. I wasn't thinking about asking him anything. I met him. I met him at Golden Apple Comics. Hey man, his wife, did you say, what the fuck was Halloween about? No? I said, well, you signed this poster of the thing, and he did, and I moved on. But I will say this too. I think one of the things that's brilliant about Halloween is I think most truly classic cinema is it is another person's dream or nightmare that you can impose your own meaning upon. And I think the best films, the best movies, are movies that even if they seem relatively straightforward, or even if they seem that the plot isn't very complicated, they strike they ride that line where they are a satisfying, entertaining piece of cinema, but you can take a personal meaning to it. There's enough artistry, there's enough the film is open enough that you can imprint whatever you feel about it onto it, and that's the mark of a really great movie. I think. I feel like it's also a mark of a really great movie watcher, in the sense that like you went there and you're like, I'm gonna imprint whatever I'm feeling onto this eventually. I mean the first five times I saw Halloween, I just was scared shitless. Yeah, I'm saying I don't feel like I ever get there. I'm like, just tell me straight up, like even if you have to put it in like a crawl like Star Wars, tell me what this is about. So I know if a racer head opened with bomb, yeah, that that that that that some men are afraid of having children. Yeah, that's what I need. I need. Like the sum also rises to like open with like this guy is infotent. I yeah, I don't know. I mean, I don't I don't have that kind of longing to imprint anything. Becau I'm also a bit of a dummy. But yeah, I'm glad that works for you. And no better person than than Michael Myers because he's got that like blank face, that blank William shatter face. Although famously or infamously they were down there were two masks. There were two mask options. Oh put that anywhere. One was a clown. That would have made this maybe not iconic at all. Well, he wears a clown in the first when Michael Myers in the opening sequence, after he kills his sister, the camera pulls back and reveals a kid a clown mask. Yeh, that's a child. Yeah, but that was there was a thought of, well, if he killed the sister as a the sister of the boyfriend wearing a clown mask, maybe as an adult, he's dressed as a clown. As an adult, you change And they almost they almost did. And then Tommy Lee Jones, Oh my god, Oh my god. I didn't kill my wife. I don't care. Uh, Timmy Lee Jones. Lucago, Tommy Lee Wallace, Tommy wall It was a Tommy Lee Okay, So yeah, there was a plan for Michael to perhaps be wearing a clown mask. And then Tommy Lee Wallace, who I think is one of the most underrated influencers of modern day horror. Forgetable name doesn't help. Well, yeah, the names, the names a little bit troublesome. But Tommy Lee Wallace was the production designer of Halloween. He was one of John carbon his friends from film school. So why would he have any say in the costume he design? In the mask department he figured out he I mean, there were eleven to twelve people were ooh, call the union. So he this is nineteen seventy nine, nineteen seventy eight when they shot it. He designed the Michael Myers mask. He'd spray painted the William Shatner mask white and was like, well, this is another option, I guess, and they went with that one. But then Tommy Lee Wallace went on to become a director of note in his own right, directing both Halloween three season of the Witch, which is the sort of red haired stepchild of the hell sequels. It's a great movie, it really is. And then he also directed the television nineteen ninety version of Stephen King's It Oh, It's the one that I watched on VHS, which famously created Tim Curry as Penny Wise, the clown who, outside of Jack Nicholson's Joker, was probably the second most famous clown that you thought you could never recast. And but tom legend, I think, and Tommy Lee Wallace also directed Fright Night Too, I Think. Which is it's the sequel to Fridnight. It's a sequel to Friday. It's actually, I think technically like from a visual storytelling perspective, it's a more visually interesting, technically competent film than Fright Night. Fright Night is for sure the better movie. I like the frid Night remake. Actually it's pretty good. Fright nighte remakes also good. Fright Night too, though, is I think a much more well made film. How many basements in it? It takes place in an apartment building. Well, I'm sure that had a basement and we're back on track, baby, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so yeah. Check out Tommy Lee Wallace's work. I think he also might have written a draft of Hook at one point. Did you ever see that video? And this is really off the rails? You ever see the video? I have a hard time finding it. It was on YouTube. I saw it once. I tried finding it for another person. I couldn't find it. There was a guy like when Hook the sets were being built. It was a big, like set ever built? I think it's yeah, and since like that everyone famous in Hollywood at the time. There's a guest book that's very famous. Oh, I don't know anything about that, but I do know that it was like the biggest Hollywood set since like fucking Cleopatra. Yeah, and there's a guy with like a VHS camera who was just documenting the building of it, like you just worked there. He was like, look at this built a boat today. Hey, look at this fucking thing. And it's like at the time he was just like, hey, look what I did today. But someone put it together some like some person's home fucking VHS and it was just like unbelievable in the scale of what they're building. Yeah, and he was just like no other day, another day at work, like not realizing that you were gonna build the biggest set to never be built this big again, Nothing from this point forward will ever be as ridiculous, like just just burning money the way you guys are building. There's not a moment of that movie I think that's a real location. No, Like you can see there's like you can see where the fucking paint roller stopped on the blue sky in the background, and shit, yeah, like it is crazy how big Dead Set is. That's an interesting delineation. I feel like I was just old enough to be like the fuck is this, Like I you know when I. Saw Hook, you were like, that looks like dog shit. I was like, this isn't Jurassic Park, this isn't Raiders to the Lost Arc. What the fuck is this? It felt very like on the studio. But there are also people of about our age who will violently defend Yeah, Hook, I. Mean I like violently. I look, I like Hook just fine. But we're like, way off basements. We're in the basement of Steven Spielberg's fucking career talking about Hook. So basements. Yeah, let's get back to basement. Le's get back to baby. Yeah. But yeah, let's get back to basements. Let's get back to basements for just a second. Any other basements shit you found on the internet. No, no one has ever mentioned anything else on the Inn. Man, you guys messed up. You guys mess up a hit and playing this because we are drunk in a basement on night one of Chris's Scary House and this is what we decided to do, and now we're subjecting you to it. I think this is a fun This is a fun little bonus episode for the summer of year. It's sort of follow up to road Trips because you took a road trip to get my car here and. Then god, I'm not natinally, So I didn't like try and hitch shrike at any point during it. You can accept any hitchhikers. Yeah, you didn't do anything crazy. Didn't get pulled over. I am like a consummate. To the point when people are behind me like honking, I am like whatever sign says sir, that's a speed I'm going like, I'm not trying to get pulled over. So it's California Play Baseball Basement's Part one, Road Trips Part two. Yeah, and this is just a fun bonus episode for you guys. It's just something we're going to keep trying to produce bonus episodes when we can. We've found that you guys really enjoy extra content when you can get it, and we really like making it, so we'll be trying to put it out there for you guys this summer and into the fall. We've also heard feel free to chime in. If you've gotten this far into the podcast, you probably care enough to chime in. We've had a couple of people suggest that I should do some more short story readings as bonus content. Happy to do it feels weird, But if you guys like it, I'm happy to do it. So that was gerty and knocking your phone off your legs. Chime in and let me know if you want to hear some more short stories read by me, and chime in if you guys think you'd like to hear any other kind of bonus content, fucking email us, email us, send. Us some emails. Man, send us an email with like what you're looking for in terms of bonus done. You know what really gets our attention? Leave a five star review and at the very bottom suggests what you want us to shore. You want us to do an episode. About I would also get our attention. Yeah, and we'll read that in five star review corner in the housekeeping that we never do anyway. Or email us at Scared All Time podcast at gmail dot com or hat Man at Scared all Time dot com. Yeah, we have we have a Scared all the Time dot com email address. We don't use it ever. I mean we're gonna start. Well, if you guys emailed it, we would email hat man it's Scared all the Time dot com. And we'll get it, and we'll get. It and we'll get back to you that'll catch our attention more than even Scared All of the Time podcast at Gmail. Yeah, which is as old us man, But holy shit, Ed, we just went through the schedule because we're on our new schedule now. Yeah, the listeners is the same schedule for us. It's a new schedule, and we're doing Summer of Fear right into September of me turning forty, Yeah, right into month of Too Many Treats. Yeah, yeah, October is too many treats. It's gonna be nuts now at the end of the year. If you like Scare It all the time. You're gonna be pumped. You're gonna be pumped. And if you don't, you're gonna leave forever. Yeah, and Ed and I are gonna be tired. But we've got some great stuff planned. Hopefully we'll do some more collabs. If you have not listened to tsunamis with Drinking the Kool lad yet, go do that. We're gonna fix the ad problem there and then you can really enjoy it. Yeah, we're gonna fix the ad problem. But those girls rule. Go listen to their podcast, and yeah, just keep listening, keep emailing, keep supporting the show. However you can tell people we are entering a brand new era on a new distributor whose ads we are going to figure out. But also people got real. I got a lot of fucking texts, email, a lot of texts, but like I got a lot of like social media messages from people on this most recent drive across the country. And the phomobile the fhermobile, by the way, is just any vehicle either of us are driving. So yeah, it's not like it's not that mister Peanut car or anything. But I think I should probably do probably not in the drive home. I should probably just fly home, but beause they don't have another vehicle. But I feel like I'd be interested in doing like a proper not telling people the day I'm driving to a city planning it. I'd be interested in like planning it and being like, okay, guys, so do it. August this is and day I'm gonna be in your city, come hang out whatever, because it's been really on hanging on with people last minute. But I also then will leave that city and someone will see it a day late and be like you were fucking you didn't blah blah blah. So you know, if they know in advance, could be fun. I'm also not going to make any promises because the scheduling for this is out of my hands and I'm not really that involved. But I may be doing some East Coast live dates with other podcasts. ED and I are trying to figure out some kind of a live show situation. If you've been listening to this podcast at the beginning, you know, this is something we've been talking about for a while, and it is tough because our fans are so spread out across the country that no matter where we go, you know, we'll get twenty people who are really excited to be there and everyone else is gonna have to drive five hours. Yeah. Good news is we don't have to do it in Oklahoma City, where we have zero fans. And again thank you for the Oklahoma City owners staff who were so sweet. But it was just me, you know. Hopefully maybe I can come out for some East coast live dates. We're going to try to set up some West Coast stuff. We're going to keep doing more of that. The show is growing, It continues to grow and find new fans, so we're excited about that. It's going to be a great summer. We love you guys, thank you much so much for staying on top of everything that we do. This is our first and probably only live from the basement, and. You guys will never find out what's behind this door. So until next time video. Of it, should I not boast that? No? Okay, well fuck it, you ell will never find out until that time. I'm Chris Calari and there's probably a dead body back there, and I'm Ed and he's at Forcola. The show is scared all the time, and we will see you guys on the internet. And hey, write us an email with how many dead bodies I think you can fit in your basement if you want, we'll tell people. Just don't tell us if anybody in there, because we'll also tell people that get. A big barrel. And I'm ED Forcola. The show's scared all the time, and we have nobody's in the basement. Good night on the Internet, good night. Scare All the Time is co produced by Chris Calari and Edvcola, written by Chris Klari, edited by Edvacola. Additional support and keeper of Sanity is test Fiful. Our theme song is the track Scared by Perpetual ste and Mister Disclaimer is. And just a reminder, you can now support the podcast on Patreon can get all kinds of cool shit in return, depending on the tear you choose, we'll be offering everything from ad free episodes, producer credits, exclusive access, and exclusive merch. So go sign up for a Patreon and Scared All the Time podcast dot. Com don't worry. Full steady caps welcome. 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