Aaahh!!! Real Monsters (Under Your Bed)

Astonishing Legends Network. It's Flashback Friday, and you know what that means. A classic episode of Scared All the time's fan favorite bonus show. New Fear Unlocked is out of the vault and on the main feed. This episode originally aired on Patreon September eighteenth, twenty twenty five, but is being played by you right now. Disclaimer. This episode includes the usual amount of adult language and graphic discussions you've come to expect around here, but in the event it becomes an unusual amount, expect another call from me. You can't take a week. So it's been filled the trump with something halfway decent? Is that? Which is wait? Decent? So when to it? Line? Episode? And the name kind of shows you know? And it's now and. Hey, everybody, welcome back to New Fear Unlocked with Chris and ed on. Video fuck Man, different video every episode. Different video episode. We're figuring things out. This I think is our favorite setup so far. Yeah, we'll find out. We're we're settling into a pattern that you'll that you'll see repeated so that we can bring you even more video content. The only thing that's not repeated is also not repeated. I guess I should say. It's like the types. We have a three different We now have three cameras. Yeah, but they're all different types and shooting a different everything. So every angle is gonna look insane. It's a mixed media project. Yeah, yeah, it is. Speaking of it up on the wall, mixed media. Speaking of mixed media, we got in the mix with these it's hot in here, it's so hot. A fan sent us these neck. Coolers that you put in the freezer. And then you put on your neck. And I don't know if it should touch your neck directly because it came from fucking Wuhan and half the package is like written in broken English. Well I don't. I mean it feels is it too hot? Is it hurt? No? Hold on, I'm gonna try it. I'm told it's supposed to help with the heat. Oh my god, it's so fucking cold. It feels great. We look insane. I bet I'm gonna wear this around everywhere. Okay, Well, thank you for this. It apparently works, or we're getting some sort of irreversible frostbite damage. Yeah, we're just gonna have a permanent discoloration. Yeah, geez, Louise, Well, guys, this week. Will be our last, because our heads are gonna burn off like a like a wart. Yeah, holy shit, we're getting getting lanced. We are not here this week to talk about scary cold things. We are here this week to discuss three instances of a real life horror story. Okay, we might again be living in. That that we're not living this particular kind of horror story. I don't think. I don't know. I'm told you. The instructions are hard to read. The warnings were even harder to read. There's a reason this episode is called probably something like monster or Monsters under the bed oh, because we are talking three stories of people who discovered a monster under their bed. And this is inspired by this first article that I found a few months ago. This is from twenty twenty five. The headline that caught my eye was authorities say a babysitter checked under the bed for monsters and found someone. Oh shit, so just about the scariest thing that can happen to a person outside of a horror movie. Instead of actually finding him. Well, this person might be monstrous, I don't know. The myth of a boogeyman hiding under the bed came true for one Kansas family this week after a child complaint led to a man's arrest. Fuck. How often does that happen? Almost never. The Barton County Sheriff's Office said in a statement that it responded to reports of a disturbance at a house outside the city of Great Bend on Monday. Which is also what this guy did to fit under the bed? Yeah, I don't know, I haven't seen his body. The unnamed babysitter told authorities that she was getting the kids ready for bed when one complained about a quote monster under their bed. Her efforts to reassure them otherwise didn't quite go as planned. When the victim quote attempted to show the child there was nothing under the bed, she came face to face with a male suspect who was hiding there. The Sheriff's office statement said, you know. He was in his head being like, please don't tell them. He don't look on the don't believe that kid put that kid. An altercation ensued with the babysitter, and one child was knocked over in the struggle. I mean, I will say I'm not trained militant person, like, I don't know, I don't know fighting or anything. I have to imagine prone under a bed. It's not the No, you don't have the advantage you grab an ankle. I mean you have the advantage of surprise. You can cut an achilles like in a horror movie. But that's all you can do. But yeah, if you're discovered under there, it's just as bad if you're the victim in the horror movie hiding under the bed and the killer finds you as if you're it's just as bad to be that as the creep under this bed. In terms of how well you're gonna wriggle out of this situation, yeah, well you're. The thing is is that the killer has a goal, and so that's like a grab you by the wrist, slide g out. You're with the killer. Now, I wonder if this happened to me, if I'm the babysitter, I'm not grabbing by the wrists. I'm just like, yeah, go, I called the cops, and if you come out, I'm a hitch with a frying pan. If you go out, that'sid' hitch with a frying pan. If you come out this simon, Well, in my house, I would just shoot you. But I'm saying, if I'm this person if only at frying pans, it's like, yeah, you're fucked. And if you're in my house for real, then you're just looking at the smithing lesson And it was like, get out from under the bed, I fucking dare you. And so it's like such a shit position to be in. I guess. Yeah, the altercation here that ensued probably was this guy being like, oh. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. I thought this was my trying to get out for yeah, just kicking him back under the bed, hitting him in the head. The suspect is a twenty seven year old man who quote once lived at the residence the claimed, the statement says, but who was under quote protection from abuse order that required him to stay away from the property. NPR, who published this article, is not publishing his name because whether. There's any more articles, I think they lost some funding recently. They're never gonna Unfortunately, they're not going to be able to come back around to update us on this. Yeah. NPR is not publishing his name because whether he's been charged in connection with this incident is unclear. Seems pretty cut and dry. He was there, got hit with the charge. You got a bunch of head yeah. Online court records cited by CNN and Cake News. Kak e, I don't know that news, do you? No? Says uh. These records show that this man, this unnamed un know his age, posted bond about ten days earlier after being charged with the criminal threat, domestic battery, and violating a protection from abuse order related to incidents in January and February. Related to this house or just in general. I don't know. He used to live there, so he might still have like his secret tunnel he built when he lived there to get back in. Is this Are we looking at a case of this is the kid's dad or something? Oh? Shoot, I mean he wants to be in the kid's life. It's positive, that's all I got, you know, on in a normal person that would be portrayed as a positive thing. As the bedman, it's a negative negative. I don't but yeah, it's a little unclear, like this is the vaguest crime I've ever read about. That's a great great hook, great hook guy under. The bed, and then everything else is just like we don't know who any of these people are. We don't know why they were there. That's what. Yeah, mpr knew a good headline when they saw it, and they're like, we'll work with you on this cake. We'll write the headline, you write the article. But we do know that he was charged previously, even though we don't know if he has charged anything for this. It's see, and it seems like breaking and entering would be a thing you'd be charged with, even if he used to live there or so. I've dealt with people who try to get restraining orders from significant others, and it's very difficult. Not only is the restraining orse but difficult. But if you are let's say, spouses and you have a shared address, now it becomes like extra hard because it's like, well, the cop he lives here, We like, he has a restraining order from you, but we can't stop him from going in a property or whatever, because it's this is mailing address, and it becomes this whole other ringkle right, you know, And so yeah, I think we might It might be the das I'm saying, might have a driver's license. It says I live at one two three Banana Stree. But even though he's not supposed to be around. The kid, Damn, that's not I mean, I. Only say that in the sense that, like, if he gets arrested, it's everything but the break entering because it's his own house, right, Yeah. He seems like a bad guy, seems like a scumback. He was charged with criminal threat to domestic battery and violating a protection from abuse order related to incidents in January and February, about ten days before he then entered slithered on his belly into this house. NPR has reached out to the sheriff's office and Barton County Attorney for more information. The statement says the suspect fled the scene before deputies arrived on Monday night, but was spotted in the area and after a short foot pursuit, taken into custody the next morning. Wait, so he got off fro one of the bed. Well, we were saying it sounds like maybe that's what the altercation was. And then he slithered out and they chased him with a forked stick. Yeah so they could. I Yeah, I just feel like I wouldn't let him out of the room. I don't know that. Maybe that was a. Also, I'm a babysitter making four dollars an hour. I'm like, how much am I really gonna yeah, we. Don't know the age of this babysitter. We don't know the age of the kid that was shoved or knocked over. Yeah, he was arrested. Okay, so he was arrested on charge which is of aggravated kidnapping, aggravated burglary, aggravated battery, child engagement, fell in, the obstruction of a law enforcement officer, and violation of a protection from abuse. Order, no breaking entering. So this is his house. Yeah, although it is weird that NPR earlier in this article says that they're not publishing his name because whether he's been charged in connection with this incident is unclear. I mean, that's NPR other networks. They then go on to say he was arrested on charges, on many charges. Yeah, so it's not unclear. It's not on a I wrote this article. I'm not sure what's going on here, but that's a long list of charges. I assume some of aggravated kidnapping probably stems from I bet he grabbed the kid at some point, sure, and then let go. Because this this definitely is like a This reads like a laundry list of we're throwing everything we can at this. But also again put yourself in that. Position under a under my kid's back. Yeah, let's say you get out. Now it's the records. There's no window. Now you gotta grab the kid and be like, I'm gonna fucking beat this kid to death unless he let me go. Now, I just jumped on the window. No, what I'm saying, I don't know second floor, but I'm saying that, like I'm saying, what is your next move? I guess I can see the aggravated kidnapping thing of them being like. Well, I'm gonna let me out of here, like a hostage situation. What do you think the aggravated burglary come. I guess he's tried to steal something on the way out. Yeah, take the stereo. Like, if I can't take this kid, I'm taking the stereo. Yeah, it's the least you people can do for me. Yeah. Aggravated battery, which is just he was. He was punching his way out the house. Child endangerment obviously fell on the obstruction of a law enforcement officer, so. He fought the police. A violation of a protection reviewsorder as discussed. I mean, this person's a bad person. This guy is no good According to the statement the man is being held in county jail in lieu of a five hundred thousand dollars bond. It's not clear whether he's retained a lawyer. Again, another unclear detail. Which seems like an easy one to get, like if he without probably just public records. The article then notes quote, while fears of someone hiding under the bed are ubiquitous, they don't materialize very often. But this article then led me to two other articles because NPR details these two other times that something like this has happened, where there has been a person hiding under another person's. NPR is like you may have gotten to the end this article and realized there was nothing to take away from it. So here's a couple other articles that you know, if you put the three together, you almost have an article something happened. Oh, you almost have a have a thought that it links us then to an article from Wednesday, June twenty first, two thousand and six from a website called The Washington Times, which sort of seems like a fake newspaper. Yeah, with the number of ads that are flying on the screen, I thought it said the Washington Post at first, and that's why I was like there must be in real shambles of this is the number. The Washington Time says it's America's newspaper. Okay, well, well I can't argue with that, and then no, no, it is still publishing so video Washington Times Weekly. Terrible. This kind of. Feels like when we had to make the doing business as for scared all the time and I had to like publish it in a in a like published newspaper. It's like some you know, arcane law used to need to do. And I just went to a website like this called like you know, I changed my business times or whatever, and it was like for forty dollars, they'll run it. That's what this kind of feels like. Well, the headline here is former hospital Valet gets three years for stalking female co worker. Yeah, but what do they change the name of their company to. It's a good question. A DC Superior Court judge yesterday said this to former Holy Cross Hospital Valet to more than three years in prison for stalking a woman who worked at the hospital, copying her keys and videotaping her while he hid under her bed. She's okay, from under the bed. I will say this. I'm not to defend this man. I don't know this. This is for the audience. It's forever in a situation. My car is a piece of shit old car, but a lot of new cars when you buy them, people immediately just toss it aside. They have like a valet specific key that you're supposed to use, and it only like starts like it doesn't like, it has no like unlock, it has no whatever. Talking My civic had it like in the early two thousand. I knew cars came with valet keys. I always just assumed that was like a fancy term they used for a spare. No, it's it's a spare key that's like think specifically, like just does the task, but also doesn't have like the remote access. Or like or things for like making a copy of this one. Or the address to your house written on the back of it. Also, more specifically, it's a key you can hand them, but doesn't have your house keys on it to make copies of it doesn't have all your shit. Well that's why I always thought it was basically just a fancy spare key. But either even if the other shit I said was complete bullshit, I don't think the fact that cars come with them. People should use them when I'm getting don't just give the guy, Hey, here's all my shit. Also, you're paying for it. I mean, I use it, I do it. I mean I give them all my shit. Car ain't cheap. My car is. Your car is? But I mean if you're getting a car, I jumped my. Car last night, and then how we'll do it again today? The batmobile the Battery's deadmobile. Judge Herbert B. Dixon Junior said, quote planning for this offense was extensive, cunning, and it was devastating to the victim. There is no physical harm, but no doubt the psychological harm is extreme. And yes, I mean like a guy who planned to break into your home and go under your bed, as a person who had someone under my floor once that I didn't even know about. That was weird enough when I found out, and I didn't really I mean, that wasn't really a crime, but it was very uncomfortable in something that I kind of think about every time I'm in a home. You hear a noise, I hear a noise. But also this is a person that if she saw them under their bed, they're like, is that bill from ye? The fucking parking. Bale who stares at me when I leave the building. The criminal here, whose name it looks like we only have a last name, Castellanos Faria, thirty two of Hyattsville. It's almost worse. Just give us if you don't want to reveal their identity, just give us the first name. Oh, here it is Carlo Carlos Casianos Faria, thirty two of Hyattsville told the court he didn't intend to harm anyone. Here's here's a quote. What was your intention? Then we've we've luckily moved past in the present day, he says, quote, I was madly in love and it clouded my judgment. And that's the truth. And I beg your forgiveness. Okay, that doesn't count though. If you're madly in love, you still aren't allowed to crawl under someone's bed and videotape them. No, I'm in agreement with you, okay, But I'm saying, like he took a shot. Yeah he did. He took a shot. I feel like I feel like that's such a it's crazy that someone even tried that defense into now it's obvious, like what. No, exactly like that. You watch a movie from the forties, and it was like, well let him go. Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean, these games they didn't you know what like but now yeah you can't. Although I mean, I guess to be fair. Also, even though this was two thousand and six, he was prosecuted and he did receive a sentence. He pled guilty in March to stalking and burglarizing the DC home of Michelle Friedenberg Onion thirty five, former director in the Physical. And there are layers in this case, eh, and their relationships so oh we're on camera, we can touch each other. He was sentenced to consecutive terms of eight months in prison on the misdemeanor stalking charge and thirty months for secondary burglary, followed by three years of probation. He will also undergo a sexual offender evaluation. He assuming there was sentenced with house arrest under her bed, like what is happening? Why would they do that? Judge Dixon rejected a request by the prosecution for a stiffer sentence based on the nature of the burglary, and also rejected a defense call for a lighter sentence based on casianos Pharia's mental health. Quote, I hope that you will begin to realize the devastating effect of your actions on the victim in this case, the judge told Castianospharia after handing down the sentence. Prosecutors said Casianospharia became obsessed with missus Friedenberg Onion God the names wild, who was single at the time of the incident. Okay, you don't need to mention that. It's kind of completely unrelated to anything. Which she So he became obsessed with her. The article is going out of its way to say he became obsessed with her when she was singing she was. It wasn't like he was cheating. He wasn't taking advantage of another man's relationship. No one else in the way. Yeah, also, no one to stop me from crawling over the bed. Well, maybe that's what they're trying to say. Maybe they're trying to say she was even more prone to or more vulnerable, more vulnerable, but so was. Anyone who's So was anyone. I'm trying to defend the Washington Times too hard here. I don't know. They don't need it. This is a poor choice of words at best. This is not a pulitzer. The prosecutor said he became obsessed with her when she used the hospital's valet service last year. Makes sense, that's where it works. It's not like he became obsessed with her at the grocery store after making copies of Missus Friedenberg Onion's keys. I don't know what to call her, but to the whole name anymore. Ca Siano's Feria entered her apartment on v Street Northwest on November twenty fifth. He camouflaged a video camera on her dresser and hit under her bed for two consecutive nights before being discovered by Mark c Onion. Okay, missus Freedom's Mark Onions. Then boyfriend who is now her husband, So where's the single Yeah? Then no wonder people hate the media. Hold on her then boyfriend had the same last name. No, I think she married him. That he was then her boyfriend and he married missus Onion or Missus Friedenberg married mister Onion, but they weren't. Living together, because it doesn't change the fact that she wasn't single. No, it's just so insane. Also, people like onions also pretty regularly calm, like a bunch of them. You buy like a sack of onions. It's hard to find a single onion. I'm saying you can't, but you'll pay more for it. Yeah, yeah you will, you buy like a sack of onions. But that said, uh that also where was he those couple nights and they didn't live together. It also could be that they hooked up for the first time the night that Mark, do you think and they're just saying it's her it was her then boyfriend. It was really they just got drunk and hooked up. And the guy was under there. He was there for two nights. Because I'd marry that guy, because he had the restraint. Nor if Mark Onion discovered the man under my bed and rescued me from him, I'd be like, oh shit, let's we should make this a thing. I mean, I wouldn't. I would unless you find out that their Facebook friends, I know what I mean, that's. All like a thing. He gave him the keys, but yeah, I don't know. I guess they didn't live to I don't. Yeah, this sucks, It sucks. I'm pretty shocked by the two nights thing. It's pretty shocking to me the fact that it was multiple. Well, how many nights you go though? I mean, I never look under my bed. My bed is under my beds filled with shit, Like people would I would if I went in my room and saw all this stuff. It's normally under my bed. Yeah, splay out like I'd be like, well, I think someone needed to get under there. I use under my bedost storage. So right, Well, mister Cassianospheria, Although the he in this next sentence, I think if you were to diagram, the sentence would refer to Mark C. Onions, So let's read it that way. Uh, he was discovered by Mark Onion, miss Friedenberg's then boyfriend who is now our husband. He had a bag containing notebooks, a video camera, two tapes, a power cord, latex gloves, and unused condoms when he was arrested. That's gotta be the bad guy, right. It is the way it was written. It sounds yes, it sounds like Mark was discovered with this was his date pack. Yeah I had uh man, I answered to Craigslist ad. I'm glad they specified unused condoms. Well, now I'm upset that they were like we didn't know his intentions. Well, it was like, it seems pretty obvious. The next quot here is from Assistant US Attorney Carrie S. Barta, who says that's an example of the kind of careful planning that went into this crime. He had a very specific plan in mind for that weekend. Yeah, and then for our snuff Films episode. Yeah, we could have he would have been out already. It sounds like it. Might be out now. I don't remember what he is for this. But the weekend had gone as planned, he probably still would be out by now. Yeah. I don't know how the world works. Missus Friedenberg Onion said the incident has been life changing. I'm still looking behind shower curtains and I get really nervous when I hear noises that aren't familiar to me. I would ruin my life me too, This would ruin my life. I don't want this to ever happen to anyone else. The horrible experience. I mean, I'd be sleeping on the bed like the Japanese people. I'm sleeping on the floor, I mean like Japanese people do. Yeah, Like you can't hide under that matt No. But then again, all the Japanese ghosts I see, they're always creeping out of some corner they can't be in. Yeah. Also, I think the frogging one was like a Japanese Oh yeah, or the actual big frogging thing. Yeah, well, I guess they'll. Find way sort of connected to our frogging episode p h R O G G. I yeah, if you haven't, well, I guess technically we have not done a frog episode. We did Neighbors from Hell that included in. Cragg should well, I think we're doing a frogging episode right now. Hey, are you enjoying this old episode of New Fear Unlocked? If so, don't forget that. You can stay up to date with brand new, commercial free episodes of it every week the main shows off. Now here's one of those ad breaks you could be avoiding. Missus Onion said that she didn't want this to ever happen to anyone else. It's a horrible experience. But it did happen to somebody else, not with this exact guy. But in twenty sixteen, we have another article, our third article of the trilogy here headline stalker hiding under bed shot by ex girlfriend as she installed new security system. As she as she Oh wow, okay, so I mean these people should be shot, agree, especially since most of these things are reading are like Kansas whatever it was like, Yeah, you have good Littsville, tennessee stand your ground laws. I'm sure a. Woman having a security system install to protect against a man who threatened her life and was stalking her actually found the man hiding under her bed as the security system was being installed. Oh wow, So she was the one with the camera in this in this. Instance, Yeah, but the cameras were like outward facing her something outside the house. Yeah, you know what I mean, It wouldn't have caught it anyway. Right, So who knows how long he's been there. I'd like to believe she knew he was in there, popped up that Google nest hmm as part of her defense. Case to be like, oh, as you can see, yeah, like, as you can see, I didn't shoot him. In the car and drag him my bedroom. But I knew I was gonna shoot this motherfucker. Yeah, but I had to do it in a way. That's Metro Police affidavits now paint a clearer picture of the events leading up to the self defense shooting. According to the report, fifty two year old Tony Joe Gunter and the woman had dated for two years when earlier this month she found out about his extensive criminal history. Okay, the woman broke up with Gunter and instructed him not to return when he allegedly stated it, I will kill you, you stupid c word. Oh so that's a I mean, it paints a picture. It does, It does paint a picture of a very dangerous man. Yeah. Since that day, the woman says she changed her locks twice and had three different occasions where she came home and found signs Gunter had broken in and was there unclear. Well, the signs that he broke in, and then the being there would imply that he did break in. Yeah. She also filed an order of protection against Gunter. The one, guys, we've learned from three of these now means nothing. Yeah, it's just a piece of paper, which I think you should do it so that they there are other laws knock on effects that like now they can't buy a gun. Now, there's there are some restrictions in their life once that piece of paper is finished. But it doesn't save your life, right. The woman called ady T Security to have a system installed on Tuesday. Well, you know BTK the killer. Yeah, he worked for he worked for the security company. Yeah. Uh. And she says she was on her cell phone and computer as the ADT rep was installing the system. She says after the installer completed the job, she went to her room to check the connection to her cell phone, but her phone was missing. That's when she noticed Gunter's feet under her bed. Oh my god, he's go all the way under. I mean he probably had it before, gone all the way under, and in this case, he just he left those feet hanging out the back. Anytime I see feet, I assume it's a trap. It's like where like you put shoes behind the blinds, so it's like then you whip it open, they're not there, They're behind you in the STABU the phone they took. The woman told the ADT installer to call nine when one and pulled a gun, shooting Gunter in the left foot as he was under the bed. She says. She instructed Gunter to give back the phone and he threw it out from under the bed all it crippled. She held Gunter at gunpoint, good point, at gounpoint until police arrived. So this woman did what we felt the first woman should have gone. Correct. Yeah, but also this was an ed I love the like needing to have this security guy called nine one one because a you don't have a phone though she was on her cell phone. She was on her cell phone, yeah, talking to the security guy. So he took her house phone. I don't know that she's like, give me the. Phone, but we just she was just on the phone with the ADT guy. Well, maybe also on the computer. Yeah. It says that she was on the cell phone and computer. After the installer completed the job, she went to her room to check the connection to her cell phone, but her phone was missing, so I guess she. Must have like put it down, did some computer stuff. Yeah, and then they're like, hey, go check on. Your phone, and she went, where is it? And why is there a man under my bed? And she's like call nine one one or have the alarm system. I don't know what stage of complete. His whole alarm. System is either hit the button or call old school and it was like you in danger, and it was like, no, another person's in danger. Yeah, damn. Gunter admitted to the police that he had entered the home and hit under the bed, taking the phone to keep the woman from calling the police. Well that didn't know. It didn't work. She was already in like an ADT chat box or like on the line. The fifty two year old is facing charges of aggravated burglaries, stalking, violating a protection order oh again, yep, and theft. So three stories. Over the course of multiple decades of people monsters hiding under beds, and we know the way to deal with them is with a gun. I think that's how you deal with most things. I don't think that's a solution to school shootings by putting more guns in them, but I do think it's a solution a bunch of times. You should put more guns in your bedroom, fewer guns in school. Everybody should be safe about it. But everybody should have a couple of pieces in there in their bedroom. But don't like, don't leave it on like step ladder. Well, yeah, because that otherwise gunter would take the he would take the gun. Yeah. So this lady sounds like she had the heat on. Her Well, yeah, she definitely did. I think this is a person who's installing security because they've dealt with a person. Under their bed in numerous times. Yeah, And I think part of that is like, Hey, I'm going to call a DT and I'm going to go to the gun store, and I just don't feel safe. Yeah, I want to protect myself. Yeah, and so she a smart person to be like. Also, this is a person that she found out had so many crimes he's committed that the relationship couldn't stand right, Like, there can't be this many crimes and still be with you. So she knew, like I might need a gun for someone like this. Yeah. I wish this article had gone a little further in depth on his laundry list of previous crimes. Yeah, because it seems I mean, if you I feel like, if. You're like, oh, I used to cheat on my taxes, right, you're not breaking up? No, But I mean, besides even the breaking up, the the uh getting a gun and then not only just it's one thing to have the gun and see him in your house and be like, I have a gun, get out from under the bed. I'm gonna hold you a gun for Yeah. But she shot him yeah, first suggests that she knew he was he had done some really bad shit. Also, he got arrested right, like, he didn't die right, So she either shot him in his foot or something insane place, or shot into under the bed. Yeah. I think she he did shoot him in the foot. Yeah, because the thing about firing guns is it's never as easy as you think. And even when you're like four feet away, you can miss. Why you see it all the time. Yeah, this is a person who's used the gun a few times. She shot him in the left foot as he was under the bed. That's a ship recovery too. You had to like walk. Yeah, bones are all fucked. But yeah, I do love a foot shot, like just like, hey, it's not even a warning shot, which you could have done a warning shot. Yeah, and was like, no, I'm gonna cripple you first love it. Yeah, I love to see it. Yeah, I hate to see it on innocent people. Yeah, I love to see it on a scumbag. On a scumbag. Yeah. Now they're going to call this this guy, he's gonna have a good criminal nickname for his limp. Yeah, what are they gonna call it? I don't know. I thought you were gonna do something with his name? Was his name? Gunther? Gunter? Gunter? What happened to your foot, Tony Joe Gunter? What happened to your foot? A gun from her? That's it happened a gun from her? And then also, uh, what do we call him? Sack of shit? Is that like a we just said something with sack a second agoing I feel like I was trying to bring more on your material. In so you really, I mean there's limbs, the layers was the best. The onion matwe you no it only it's it's diminishing returns. But it's a rich area, sort of like putting too many onions into your food. There you go a little bit. It's a rich area. Dude. We can do another two episodes with on the material. Well, until we get to those episodes, this is a continued adventures of miss Onion. Oh man, I mean, am I crazy? It's better now than it used to be. It used to be they just fully put your address in the newspaper, like if you committed a crime or anything, even if you want an award. It was like miss Onion of one two three Banana. Street, one ten thousand dollars. Is we did that in the lottery episode, right, They did actually put the SATs. Well, there are some states if you go listen to our lottery episode if you haven't, I didn't know this until we did that episode, but there are some states that require legally the address to be printed as some it was it had something to do with so that you could it was harder to game the system. It was harder to cheat at the lottery. Okay. I don't remember the exact justification for it, because I do remember us being like that seems like a really bad idea to have to announce who won and how much and where they live. Seems like you're just trying to yeah, problem. To the other. I was finished my thought I had. But before I did, I was listening to my lawyer's podcast that we can't talk about until everything's done. Okay, But they were doing a lottery thing, and it was the lottery. Turns out have like their. Own investigative unit, like no different than like IRS insurance, like people who like do a forensic accounting. They have like if it's over a certain amount of money, they really dig deep into your life. You don't just like cut you a check for three million dollars. Oh wow, They go in and be like who do you know? Do you know anyone in the store? What's your background? Like, oh, to make sure that you didn't cheat. Yeah, it's like but it's like an investigative team, like an almost law enforcement situation, which I thought was like Wow, I had no idea that that. Was an occupation. No, that's crazy. But yeah, I guess the end of it I was going to say about it is it does still feel weird though, that we're getting like their. Whole names in any of these newspapers. Yeah, but like whether it's we're talking about weird hobbies or someone's been under my bed, I would just be like, miss Onion of Houston, m hm, why do. We need it? Just I'd be embarrassed. I mean, what, you're not like we're learning any It's not like we're helping other people. Yeah, Like i'd be like, leave my name out of this. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know where. I guess it's just a certain kind of like I don't know where the line is drawn in journalism. I know generally if it's publicly available information, yeah, it'd be court orders there. You're allowed to print print it because it's publicly available, so it's considered in the public interest. Because I just feel like this is stuff that you already have the uh PTSD. Following you around, Like I'm not gonna go into the shower. Yeah, I'm I'm afraid. I look under every bed and now you, but now you have it in the newspapers, so it's like that follows you around like you're a tation. Yeah, gets to you before. Yeah, I mean it does kind of seem it does kind of seem like it sucks. But but if you shoot the guy, it's cool. It is. People toss candy your way in the street because like a hero. If you see your name in the newspaper and people read it and they're like, why didn't did you shoot them? Yeah, now that you have that hanging over you with this lady, they read it and they're like. Hell, yeah, shoot at the OK Corral. Yeah, dude took out the six shoot. I don't know if it was Onion that did it. I think it was the length Oh yeah, yeah, no it was. It was not it was Annie Oakley. Yeah, it was all right. Well we've talked too much. Now. There's no such thing that people love to hear us talk. Did they like these little things they do? Work? Let us know if you like that. I think I feel like I'm an episode of Alien Earth over here. These things fucking hanging on me. It feels like a cold what do they call him? An ascot? Oh? Yeah, yeah, an ice coot an Ice, Scott brother Pat and pending. A million dollar idea up there with a stand up at a haunted house from our. Oh yeah, from that review, I wonder if another one I Scott. I guess it's also a neck brace, So I have nothing for Brice neck brace. What I'm saying, guys, diminishing returns. That's why coffee. That's we need. We need some Mikeelobs. Well, until next time. This has been New Fear Unlocked. I'm Chris Calari and I'm ed for Cola and we'll see you next time. Bye bye, bye bye to all the cameras. 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