The 30 Million Dollar Fly Orgy
Scared All The TimeJune 05, 202600:33:4846.74 MB

The 30 Million Dollar Fly Orgy

This week Chris and Ed flash back to two big fears with tiny bodies: a swarm of bees that injured 24 people in France, and a government plan to breed and release millions of sterile flies to stop flesh-eating “man-eater” maggots from spreading

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Astonishing Lechends Network. It's Flashback Friday, and you know what that means. A classic episode of Scared All the Time's fan favorite bonus show, New Fear Unlocked is out of the vault and on the main feed. This episode originally aired on Patreon August twenty eighth, twenty twenty five, but is being played by you right now. Disclaimer. This episode includes the usual amount of adult language and graphic discussions you've come to expect around here, but in the event it becomes an unusual amount, expect another call from me. You can't take a week. So it's the truck with something half feightycent. That which is. Wait decent? So when do a lime bonus episode? And the name kind of show. You know now? And Hey everybody, welcome back to New Fear Unlocked, your favorite second show from the guys who bring you Scared all the Time, all the time. I'm Chris Klari, I'm for Cola, and this week we have a bug, a double header, a double headed bugod for you to be revolted and confused and upset. By Wow, It's could be a triple headed bug. It could be a triple headed bug. That would be no good. We can't even present a triple headed bug on this show. I think we'd be in violation of some sort of osha say, yeah. Maybe I don't know. Is there inflating a huge rat outside of my apartment right now? Uh? No. We love to try to mix it up on New Fear Unlocked and give you guys some stuff that is just sort of interesting stories and some stuff that really will make your stomach turn. And so this week we thought we haven't done a lot of bugs stuff on the show. I've been seeing this bee stuff. I've been emailing. It's been emailing me a lot of bee stuff. I mean, well, I should say, I guess to tee this up. We've done Spiders, yeah, and we've heard from a lot of people that they can't even listen to that episode. Although I think Spiders is not as gross as that old woman in a retirement home who had scabies. On her that in etn Alive. Yes, that the little bugs, the little scabies that ate her alive. And I just walked through a farm last week and I had to go through my whole body looking for tics. Looking for tics. Yeah, but in terms of like true bug content, like bug focused episodes. Spiders is really one of the only ones you've done. The only one for sure. And I know there's a lot of creepy crawleys out there that upset people. One of those creepy crawleys that particular upsets me are bees, which is part of why Ed has been sending me so much be content because it's summertime the bees are out. I was just dealing with a fucking be You're familiar with. Carpenter bees only in my nightmares. Yeah, carpenter bees I get in the walls and stuff. I was working above my parents' grouge when I was in Connecticut, and just like the loudest crazy, this is like so nuts, so fucking loud. It was like, whatever is in there? If it was just one, it was moving a thousand miles an hour, like so crazy. And I apologize for anyone listening for these noises. No, they're great. And so I googled what makes like whatever and chat GPT and yeah, and it was like, oh, if it's in the wall, it could be carpenter bees. And then I looked it up and it's like they're really inconvenient animal to try and deal with. But I think and then I immediately left Connecticut. So so far as I know, my family is at least one on meth carpenter bee or many carpenter bees currently in the walls. And I was like, because I was trying to edit, I was trying to do things, I was trying to finish that draft, and it was like so loud from the walls that it was like difficult to work. But so you think this was one very loud carpenter bee and not many medium loud carpenter bees. Yeah, I don't know, it's hard to tell. I didn't hear like a thump on the wall, so it wasn't like such a big carpenter bee that it was like slamming into walls, but but it was. It was It didn't sound like distinctly two different bees, and I don't. Know more than one. I mean like a nest, not two or three. You know, if there was a nests in there, it would have been brand fucking new, because I had sat at that desk for two months and never heard anything and then immediately packed my bags and left. Carpenter bees they kind of looked like just normal bees, though they're not like paper wasps or like those real nasty buildings. I don't know if they're meaner than other bees, but they I think they exclusively are Like I'm. In your home, now, do they make honey in your walls? No? I think they make a problem. They just make problems with people. They're basically like termites, but they fly and sting. Yeah. When I googled it, they were like, you gotta get them out. It's not good. So I guess they they're squatters. Yeah, but they're not like yellow jackets or so. But they said yellow jackets can live in the walls too, which is was like, oh, if it's a fucking yellow jacket, As far as I'm concerned, those are really bad for business. Well, I hope this is just one bee frogging in your parents' home. But even that, it's like, how do you get to it? Well, it came in through like the smallest of holes. Probably it's one bee. You just let it. Unfortunately that if it's. One bee, it's the loudest fucking bee I've ever heard. It was so the those noises I just made to you was the volume It was through the wall. Yeah, through a fucking wall. Well that's why I thought maybe it was like big. Maybe it was like a like a fucking ninja turtles halfway's mutation, like full baby touzzles, Like you know what I mean. Like, what's the name? What was the fly? Baxter? I do remember there was a fly. I don't remember his name. Yeah, I forgot it was a fly until right now. That's living in my parents' wall. Yeah, because it sounded like a fly, So I googled, like, could flies be in my wall? Super super loud, and it was like maybe, but more realistically, it's a carpenter bee. And then I googled carpenter bees and it got me. So this, possibly, this whole story is possibly just a fly. No, this would be the biggest flies would be like the biggest horse fly I've ever seen, or the baxter was living in the wall. But one thing that will probably maybe get to but if we don't, it's just interesting is my brother was dealing with like a wasp nest when I was there, like above his garage or whatever. It's amazing that lengths will go through as human beings to just get rid of anything that was already in nature. But you can go to the store and like homeowners are all gonna know. I'm about to say I'm not one. This is news to me. Is like you can go to the store and like so when I buy like a can of raid. It's the extent of bug control we'll do in Los Angeles. But oh there's some ants. There's maybe there's never a roach here, but like you know, something that will spray in front of you, like a hair spray. But like every fucking bug thing that we looked at was like thirty foot range, forty foot range. It was like you gotta spray a fucking wasp nest and the third floor, yeah, come here, we got you covered. And it was like, yeah, everything had like a ten plus foot range to it. Well, I will throw out there that one of the reasons it probably has so much range is because, as opposed to ants or cockroaches, you don't want to be standing right next to the wasp nest when you hit it. Yeah, so you know, third floor. It might also just be that you want to be standing far away from the bees when you ruin their lives. And yeah, well I gotta find out if we can get like mace in this level of footage, just some sort of wild like get away from me creep spray somebody thirty feet out. It seems like the cops have it based on every video of them using it when they shouldn't. Well, you need you definitely for that be and any other b you encounter. I you know, I don't want I don't want to see you get stung. And I've only ever been stung by one bee. And this is how unlucky I am. I was always afraid of being stung by bees growing up, partially because my grandmother had to carry an EpiPen because she was allergic. My brother does my brother does? I think I probably. I don't have specific memories of seeing my girl which hasn't very traumatized. Yeah, that's that's like a go to be memory. I don't have specific memories of watching it, but I'm sure I probably was aware of that, and that probably got in the mixture. You got all sad that had his glasses weren't on in the coffin. Yeah, spoiler alert. Yeah, so does it make it to the b attack. All all of that bee stuff. I was very worried about ever getting stung by a bee, and then the only time I've ever been stung by a bee is I tripped and fell while I was playing soccer in middle school and landed on a bee that was in the grass and the bee stung me. That's kids, man, That's how I got it. And I was like, God, damn it, I mean, and it really hurt. I didn't like it. It wasn't as bad as I'd feared it would be. No, it hurts, though, but it hurts. I got I didn't. And I also I also fell on a bee. Fell. I didn't fall on a bee in the way that you did, which sounds like, I don't know, you just fell on a bee. But I was running from my neighbor, Sean McCabe's house, and I ran. He's had like a big long front that goes downhill, and so I was like running to my house, which was across the street. But where I grew up it was pretty rural, so it was like it's a long distance between homes. And uh, stepped on a bee. Stepped on like maybe a dead bee, I don't know, but the stinger went right into my foot. You know, running barefoot. I was running barefoot. I was not the anxiety filled, heavy set loser I am now. No. Back then, I was like drinking from water. Ho is running around having a great summers. And yeah, I was running barefoot and stepped on a stepped on a bier. There's still the cool barefoot guy you were. I finally got a decent passport photo. And it's this new passport that sucks. And it's like they got like your head on there three times and worse looking. It's like black and white. It sucks. It's new, this new passport is it's gruel. It's gruel. If it was like if you were like, hey man, give me a passport, but devoid of any happiness, give me like a weird former Soviet Union would I imagine passport would be just black and white and lifeless. And that's the new passports they hand it out now. It sucks. And I finally got a decent photo. I had a photo looking like an egg on my last ten years on the passport, like a fucking egg. And it was a beautiful passport though. That was like an eagle on there. There's wheat, says we the people, So. Anyway you can't win them all. I just got Felix's passport. Why the oh, because you're gonna travel. We're going to grease. Would you hold them up to get the photo? Yeah? Work, Yeah, I held him up to get the photo. And he does not smile. You can't smile. No, you don't have to smile. It's just a baby passport. Supposed saying maybe he smiled the picture. The picture came out looking like he was one of the people on like Jason Bourne's hit lists, you know, like when they have like the target that like floats over it on the screen or whatever, and it's like, yeah, it's just got this look on his face and he's like kind of half you know, he's got thin hair. He looks like he's ready to plant a car bomb on or in an embassy or something. I'm here to tear down the acropolis, bro. Yeah. So anyway, you know who can't get passports? Bees? Thank god? And well thank god because this bee attack that we're going to talk about happened in France. Okay, where we need a passport just to question the victims. M mmmm, to say what zoom doesn't exist? What kind of did you see? I'm sure like uh JVB. But this this bee attack story that Ed sent is frightening for the scale of it, honestly because a lot of times when you hear about if a bee story makes the news, A lot of times it's like, you know. Dog and bee best friends. No, well that, or you know one person gets stung a zillion times by a nest or something, or there's like a new species of bee that people are afraid of. It was one dollar more for the twenty foot spray and like now I'll just pray it with the little hairspray thing. Yeah, big mistakes. This is an extraordinary be attack from the French town of Overlac Oriac Overlac. There's no way it's from France. It's from France. It has left twenty four people injured, three in critical condition. Well that you're gonna say from three bees? No, no, no, tough bees. I mean there's still tough bees. They attacked a total of twenty seven people, twenty four of them were injured and three of them are almost dead. Passersby were stung over the span of about thirty minutes on Sunday morning in the south central French town. South Central's tough here. I don't know if it's like that in France. Emergency services, including firefighters and medical teams swiftly responded to treat the victims. Police established a security perimeter until the swarm dispersed. Oh my god, which sounds like they wrote about it here, like it was a gang of soccer hooligains or something. Three people in critical condition were transported to a local hospital. Pierre Mathonier, the mayor of Orelac, suggested to French broadcaster France three, that. The incidents are Algerian bees could be linked could be linked to Asian hornets. Oh it got there threatening bee hives. Oh so they were for like extorting them for money. Oh, we hate to see something happen to your beehive wells or twenty four of your residents. This is really interesting. The hives had been installed on a downtown hotel's roof terrace over a decade ago. Okay, when you say installed, you mean the bees made them? Are they or were providing housing for bees? Now? I think the honeybees that this hotel installed honeybee hives on a roof terrace. I would imagine for like honey production, you know, some kind. Of like dry stay at this place, try our honey, Yeah exactly, we make it on premises. Yeah, I'm sure it's not centrally located for you know, not in the lock there is to be on the lobby. But they'd installed these bee hives on this roof terrace. And these Asian hornets are an invasive species that pose a threat to the honeybees. They are originally from Asia, but were accidentally introduced to France in two thousand and four and have since spread across Europe, including the United Kingdom, where they were first cited in twenty sixteen. Now it doesn't say how or why these Asian hornets would have aggravated these bees to the point that they attacked again twenty seven people. And again if these beehives are on the roof, well. It's not twenty seven people on the roof unless there's a party up there. Yeah, So that's my question. Are we blaming Asian hornets for something that people caused by maybe having a party on the roof. Yeah maybe, or they went down to the street level. All ended, you won't give us any honey, I'll fucking end everything you. Love all Pierre Mathonier, the mayor. Mayor Mathonier is quoted as saying, all ended, Well, the emergency service, Well. What do you work for? The fucking hospital. You get paid out on this, Like it sounds like a lot of people were in serious condition. The emergency services were perfectly coordinated. Mister Mathonier told local media that the bee keeper had quote never experienced such behavior from the hotel being. You want to keep your job, you got to say that, and he does say. It raises questions about the presence of hives in the city center. It could have been much more serious. It's shocking a seventy some of his bees had guns. A seventy eight year old person was stung twenty five times. Show that is I mean, I bestings. Really if you've never been stung by a bee. I can't not emphasize how much it sucks to get stung by a bee one time, twenty five times at seventy eight years old. That is like a life or death. That's because your body goes into shock at a certain point, even if they're not poisonous or big, Like, that's a lot of pain. It's a lot of you know, adrenaline, it's a lot of your body trying to respond. Seventy eight years is a tremendous amount of time. Like you've definitely grown relax to the idea that twenty five bees will sting you like you are not cruising through life. You're like at seventy eight, You're like, I guess it's never gonna happen. You're not never here in any way. Yeah, for a bees to sting you twenty five times, no way. I'll also I would I will also more realistically, twenty five bees will work together to steal the bagett from your grocery bag is more in your mind, a more likely scenario. But also the number one thing you use to control bee populations is smoke, And I feel like that's true. I would always have the little like poof puffy Yeah, puffyull nineteen forties looking canister and what's. Seven eight year old in France? Isn't a heavy smoke? You know that they're addicted. Yeah, yeah, you'd think that the bees would go nowhere near this person, but I guess, as you car, I guess it did. The smoke didn't help. Oh. RELAC officials said the bee colony would either be removed or cold which fuck that remove the Asian hornets? Yeah them out of here. Death from beastings are not common, according to the National According to the National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence. There are between two and nine deaths due to anaphylaxis from b or wasp stings every year in the UK. Of those deaths, wasp stings caused twice as many as bee stings. Seem like assholes, They. Have seemed real nasty unless than one half of a percent of the population suffered from anaphylaxis due to be stings. So pretty pretty unconcerning. But still like people are talking about them. Sure, they like, did you hear about the hotel of it there where everyone was stung a thousand times because they thought they can play god and make money? Yeah, I'm not sure. Well, I mean, look, if this was a one off situation, you know, what are you gonna do? But the fact that another article came in that I'm pretty sure I sent you is telling me that there's coordinated B issues happening. The bees are talking. Well, I don't I don't know what the other B article is that that you sent me. Oh well, I guess it was lost, But there was definitely a second B article that that got me on this B train. Hm hmm. To type in do you google be attack and then like sort it by date because they out here fucking stinging. Dude. I'm telling you. Or's the dream I had. Four people were attacked by bees in Tempe, Arizona on July seventeenth. That's recent, recent at the time of recording. Mmmm, any other major B attacks. Oh you know what it was. It was a picture. I was at a diner in Connecticut and I sent you a picture about BE attack. That is what happened. Here. I am gonna pull it up. I remember it now like it was yesterday. Let me see here. Okay, it was the thing you just said, so I'll put in the show notes. It's a picture from the news that says Arizona sees second deadly BE swarm and that one's deadly. Okay, not just attacked. They succeeded in murder. They took they took them out. And according to this, to the picture I took from a diner booth of a television on the wall, it was the second BE attack. And you wonder sometimes why I missed the point of your of your photos. You never even look at them anymore. I look at most of them. This doesn't This article from Tempe doesn't. This says these people were stung between twelve and fifteen times, and they were taken to local hospitals treatment there stable. Where's the deadly I. Don't know this is this is clearly not the deadly attack. I mean, well, it also says that Congress passes for major crypto legislation and ground beef prices have gone up. So there's nothing good on the screen when I took this picture. But it was ABC News Live, so you know that's what you want to take up your issue with. Maybe it was wiped from. They had to retract the statement the big bee call they slandered the bees and was like, we didn't kill anybody. Okay, wait, okay. When I check ABC News Live, I do get a video here African killer bees kill landscaper. Oh that's from twenty fourteen. Though it's been a minute. It's almost ten over ten years since that landscaper lost this life, A repeak got blessed. So none of these, none of these seemed to be from this year. So I don't know. I mean, I guess they probably had to. They're probably have to pay a sixty million dollar settlement. Well to the bees. Hey are you enjoying this old episode of New Fear Unlocked? If so, don't forget that. You can stay up to date with brand new, commercial free episodes of it every week the main shows off. Now here's one of those ad breaks you could be avoiding. The second bug story that I had is even grosser and kind of more stomach churning. Oh good, I bring stuff that people can enjoy. Than b attacks. The headline is Pete. Pete Davidson. Who's he dating now? The headline is US plans to drop millions of flies from the sky to prevent spread of flesh eating quote man eater maggots. Okay, you don't. Didn't say where we do weird shit everywhere? Is it? Like? Are we coning to Iran? Is that how we're going to stop the nuclear programing maggots? The US government is combating a potential invasion of flesh eating New World screwworm maggots with a multi million dollar plan. It's probably for good reason. In news that seems straight out of a sci fi movie. Flesh eating maggots are set to hatch in the lower US soon. In response, the government has gun breeding billions of flies to prevent the potentic on them. Breeding billions of flies. We have people on the fly situation right now? Yes, who's like, how many are birth? Did you birth this after? You know we have a quota. The New World screwworm fly larva or NWS, commonly known as the man eater maggots, could have a devastating and even fatal effect on US livestock, the beef industry, wildlife pets, and in some cases, I guess, in keeping with their name man eater humans HU. On Thursday, July tenth, the Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service released an announcement stating its partnership with multiple US agencies, including the US Department of State and the Food and Agricultural Organization of the United Nations, to respond to the ongoing outbreak of NWS in Central America and Mexico. Okay, so we've seen how it's devastated other like agricultural centers, and then some fucking sweaty scientists had to drag an easel into like the office and be like, sir, the only is we need to breed millions of flies. Swear it's not I'm sorry, billions of flies. I swear it's not a kink. We need these flies. Fucking we got. Twenty four hours a day, seven days a week in my house. If these parasitic maggots develop into adult NWS flies and move into the US, it could cost the States over one hundred billion dollars in cattle and beef losses. Quote. This can kill one thousand pound cow in two weeks. Doctor Michael Bailey, President elect of the American Veterinary Medical Association, told USA Today the federal government is being very aggressive and working to contain this. The plan to prevent the infestation from spreading into the US was outlined by the United States Department of Agriculture and a press release published last June. In the release, US Secretary of Agriculture Brook Rawlins announced the launch of the eight and a half million. Dollars last June. Oh, they're losing funding. No Monday, June eight so this just this previous h June eighteenth of twenty twenty five. In the release, US Secretary of Agriculture Brook Wrongs announced the launch of the eight and a half million NWS fly Dispersal Facility in the More Air Base in Edinburgh, Texas, aimed to quote enhance USDA's already robust ability to detect, control, and eliminate this pest. What would you do with your time in the service. It dropped flies all over the Southern United States. I raised and spread flies everywhere from east to west, north to south. The five pronged plan to stop the spread of NSW flies also includes investing twenty one million dollars into a fly production facility in Matapa, Mexico. What is happening? Which is estimated to produce an additional sixty to one hundred million sterile male NSW flies. That fucking room sound like the. Mail NWS flies. Wait, there's nswn nwa or was that a typo? On? I think there is a typo? So it's estimated to produce an additional sixty to one hundred million sterile male NWS fly. Also Strassic Park rule so that they can't they can't breed. Get this. The male NWS flies sterilized with radiation will then be released to mate with female flies whose eggs won't furtlize and will in turn lead to the NWS flies dying out before they Oh. But they still make it seem like you guys can fuck like it's completely it's just a room. My issue is more that the irradiated flies. Yeah, we're radiating flies and spreading them all over the country. To agricultural centers, watermelon. They're doing more to eliminate these maggots than we did to stop COVID in this country. Yeah, not even not to mention school shootings. Yeah, this is wild. The flies being produced at the Mexico facility will join those being raised at the Panama United States Commission for the Eradication and Prevention of Screwworm facility in Panama, which produces approximately one hundred million flies per week. So we have no English speaking flies. They're all Mexican and pana maon I guess, Yeah, PanAm is a. Panamaon who knows Panamanian? Panamanian Panama? That's how they I love that song. I love how I was using super Bad. The USDA anticipates that it will take eighteen months for the first wave of flies to be fully prepared for the release along the Texas Mexico board. It is crazy to me the way they talk about it like it's a military operation. The release noted that the USDA and APHIS plan to increase border inspections, livestock monitoring, and other preventative measures to keep the infestation from creeping into the US. We do not take lightly the threat NWS poses to our livestock industry, our economy, and our food supply chain, said Secretary Rollins. Quote. The United States has defeated NWS before and we will do it again. Okay, well, so did you really defeat it? Yeah, like this is an ongoing problem. Shit, we really defeated. We defeated polio. Yeah, we didn't defeat whatever the fuck this is New World slime whatever the hell it's called. Man eating maggots have been around long enough to be coined man eating maggots. Yeah, and they're back for more, back for more. Man This is the fucking But it's fine. We have several bases around Central America that we had a moment's notice, and by a moment, I mean eighteen months. Can have billions of flies on the job. I don't this is I don't want to single I don't want a single additional fly anywhere near me. No, but these ones, in my mind were little parachutes and they get like dropped in. This is crazy. They're storming the agricultural beaches of Normandy on our behalf. You know, whatever keeps us in competitive and the I don't know. I don't want to lose all of our cows. It's interesting. It's crazy to me the ship that we've cut that goes to Human Aid and this was like a pretty outrage just number, like twenty plus million dollars. It must really be serious to agriculture if. They're like, it's a nearly thirty million dollar multi agency plan. Yeah, and so it's it seems like this is legit just sterilizing all of them, which is also. Radiating flies to go to some sort of fuck festival where they will where jokes on them. No more flies will be made. They'll just die. Yeah, and uh, hey, try not to land in any fruit we care about because you're fucking glowing green. It's interesting. I mean, you know, this is this is an example of I think, for as funny as it is, this is an example of science winning, science winning. This is an example of I think, probably responsible government spending to keep our food supply chain from falling apart because of an invasive species and a parasite. It's a better use of time and effort than like a terrif on fucking soybeans. But it is ex just move the agriculture to Brazil. You do. It is exactly the kind of thing where you know, you could see somebody trying to spin it as like, what the what the hell, why do we need thirty million dollars for the fly fuck program by flies Dresses. Yeah, let's cut it, let's get rid of it. There's lots of programs like this that, when you describe them in a sound bite, sound ludicrous. Yeah, but are very important to keeping things working. But also they're doing that thing that I think is important as a person who always sees the worst and everything is they're doing that thing where it's like, listen, you spend twenty million dollars on flies, or we lose a billion dollars in cows. And I feel like we lost a little bit of that in these doge cuts where it's like this is too expensive. It's like, yeah, but it's preventing a billion dollars in not doing this, like cheap is expensive. Yeah, And I'm happy in. Our industry could learn a lesson about it for real. And so I'm happy that apparently the smoothest talking scientists in the history of mankind was sent into the room to be like guys, ladies. Yeah, these guys on climate change, but they managed to get thirty million dollars out of the government to stage a fly orgy. I think I think we should be Actually the title of this episode should be the thirty million dollar fly Orgy. Yeah, it will be. And I tell you right now bees. We're not spending any money on bee. No, but also another species that we really do need to keep alive or not many species of bees, but seeing that happening, we need lots of them. We need more of them. They're dying. Bees are dying, and they're dying from thirty feet away because we have to device this to do that to them. You know what else can kill bees from thirty feet away is a gun? No, no way shoot the nests. I don't think that would do anything. Probably would kill like two bees. You need a rocket launcher to take out the whole nest. I can't sell those at home. Deep insects. You need to trick. You got to like put like something that will kill the queen on a piece of birthday cake and then it like takes it back, being like your majesty, I found this birthday cake and then she's like, let's eat it, and then they all die. Yeah, that's the only way to do it. A bullet comes in. They're just like, this is a bad neighborhood. We should maybe move, but probably not. We like it here, we like where we put it. We like being an Ed's wall too much. Look at the way he gets no work done. Hey, and it could be worse. You could. You could have a fly orgy in the wall. I think it's coming. No pun intended, So. Are all the flies. Yeah, but to know that a radiated jizz that doesn't do anything other than. Make their fucking fly is a great This is a great mutant fly horror origin story, the org stories. Well Ed, that's the best episode we've ever done. That's about all the bug bug juice, iching stomach. I love it. I think we learned something. I want to see if there's any jobs available there. I mean it sounds like there's no shortage of spending in this department. Yeah, there's no way. You have to be super high credentialed. This is the best scientists in the in the country. Are not clamoring to get on the in this project. Whatever. Whatever the situation in the beginning of a rival is, We're like a HELICOPTERSS to land in uh in what's their heads like? Lawn? Yeah, to be like you're the best linguists in the world. You need to come with us right now. I don't see that same situation happening at like the bug facility. No, no, I think you and I could show up with our degrees. We lied about our resume. Yeah, we We just need to be able to point the radiation gun at the fly. Who does it? Who do you want not to fucking have babies? We got it, I got it. You pay how much we'll be there? Oh shit? No pun Incented, I know they don't work with bees, but we'll be there. But until then we must fly away. Oh nice, nice, nice nice. Yeah. So until next time, see you in the hive, see you in the hive. I'm Chris Calari and I'm Ed Vacola and this is New Fly on Lock. Oh shit, see you next time. Bye bye bye. 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