Murder, She Speculated: The New England Serial Killer Theory

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I started to stay Scared all the time, and then I tried to pivots a New Fear Unlocked and it came out as Scared on Time Ed. And I are fried, ladies and gentlemen. We have been going through a social media boot camp today. Oh boy, Yeah, trying to learn to be young, to be young. Yeah, we're trying to We're trying to learn to be young, and you can't teach these old dogs too, dreks. It turns out, Nope, we're trying, though. We we are recommitting ourselves to doing more for the social media feeds Instagram. I think we're doing pretty good. Yeah, Facebook group pretty good. By the time you hear this, we'll have crossed a thousand. I think we're at nine hundred ninety seven or nine hundred and ninety eight group members as of today. But these kids, the kids we meet with tell us about social media, so we're not doing good. Don't tell people we meet with kids. We don't want that out anyway. But we want to grow those numbers. So we're going to recommit to TikTok. We're trying to come up with some TikTok stuff we can do. And so if you and by recommit we mean actually go to TikTok. Yeah. Well, we did some reels for a hot second at the beginning of the show. Yeah, on a burner phone. Because one of our fears is being tracked by whatever the Chinese version of the KGB. Is but now we're being tracked by both and what sounds like the American version of the KGB. So that's why we're like, fuck it, We're going to TikTok who cares. We're going to TikTok who cares. Yeah, we also had given up because we thought TikTok was gonna go away, and now it seems like it's not. It's gonna stay and they're gonna have a bunch of billionaires by it. Who sucks, So why as well we jump on this new endeavor. Yeah, so we're gonna we're gonna try it out. Hopefully you guys enjoy it. It's probably gonna be scary fact content, maybe some stuff from scary movies that we want to talk about. We have no idea, we have no idea. We're going to try to We're going to try to have freeze. Who cares what it is, but it is, Uh, we'll be out there. But that's not why you listen to New Fear Unlocked, or maybe it is you like to hear updates on our on our lives as top tier content creators. Sure, but I don't think that's the main reason. I think The main reason you listen to New Fear Unlocked is to hear weird news stories. Here are takes on different things that we don't get a chance to talk about on the show. Maybe hear your email, Maybe hear your email. We do have some more email episodes coming, but for today, I wanted to highlight an article that Ed sent me that is relevant to both of our trusts as East Coast Original East Coasters, and we have connections to Boston and Springfield, Massachusetts and Connecticut. The headline that ED sent me this. Had only read. I didn't read anything beyond the headline. Ed only read the headline of this article from Boston twenty five News. The headline is online concern grows over possible New England serial killer. This was published April eighteenth, twenty twenty five, by Bob Ward of Boston twenty five News, which is a very never would have suspected him kind of serial killer name. If you ask me, Bob Ward, Bob Ward might be the guy, the guy we might have caught him already. It's Bob Woodward. I'm picturing just a very round man with square glasses. I hope you never deciding member in a jury or a witness. According to this article, this is Brockton, Mass. Hey, that's where my dad's from. Your dad's from Brockton. He did it, shit, my dad. We don't even know what he did yet, so I shouldn't say that. I think my dad probably didn't, but he moved out of there before he can be caught. Brockton Mass. In some corners of social media, like Facebook, the idea that a serial killer could be on the prowl in New England is getting more popular. This Facebook group New England SK, which I'm going to use my powers of deduction to suggest means New England serial Killer. Yeah. I don't know if it's the worst name for it too. I don't know if it's a fan club, if it's an investigatory group, if it's just letters from the serial killer. It sounds like somebody making their best attempt to make like a catchy name like the New England SK. Yeah, but it's not gonna work, sure, because it's a worst name. It's the worst name for anything I've ever heard. But this Facebook group, despite its terrible name, has nearly nine thousand members. Let's do it. They're crushing it. We just opened our thing about how we couldn't Now yeah, there we fuck we changed the name of our group. We need the name of our group to New England SK two. Well, the new New England SC's the New England scaredy Cats. Yeah. Or we just need to invite a serial killer to our Facebook page to start picking off members one by one. Yeah, and then we can say I think something's happening here. Yeah, we will notice. We're like, hey, this is weird. Three the people here died and they all were missing a piece of jewelry. It was like, well, we can actually look at the logs. You guys just kicked three people out of the group. This article says. In other forms, people are posting their concern that some or all of the bodies recently found in New England might be connected. I highly doubt that all of the bodies recently found in New England were killing. I would think they're saying, I think they're going to give a list of bodies that we suspect. Since the beginning of March, seven bodies have turned up in Connecticut, Rhode Island, and Massachusetts. Some of the bodies are unidentified remains. The bodies discovered in Grotten and Killing Lee, Connecticut. Come on, I know, g killing Lee killingly is traight there in the name. They're finding a serial killer's victims in killing Lee connetic he. Was just following the rules of the town. The town charter sounds. Killing Lee sounds like the name of a short lived Hulu thriller or something. Killing Lee softly. The bodies discovered in Groton and killing the Connecticut are close to a Rhode Island case. This article does not say how close, If they mean in distance or. I don't know, let more go to the Facebook group. Well, we'll read on here. So far, law enforcement is not connecting the cases. However, the talk online has been so loud that recently, Grotten, Connecticut Police issued a statement that said, in part quote, regarding references circulating on social media about incidents in the state of Rhode Island, we currently have no information connecting those events to any of the incidents in Groten. So it sounds like their statement is saying that these bodies are not close to a Rhode Island case, and this is just the people on Facebook being sort of like Reddit sleuths piecing this together. May Gritan that's a where the sub base is summarine base. People are getting shot out of torpedo tubes, getting thrown out into Killington or whatever. Here in Massachusetts. The discovery of here in Massachusetts, the discovery of a human skull in Plymouth and another set of remains in Framingham is also being looked at. Interesting because Plimouth is on the water famously Plymouth Rock. Yeah, Grind is right on the water. It's a submarine base. And travel killer is a good swimmer. I think the serial killer is nautical. I think they're making their way up the coast from Grind, dumping some bodies, then taken a little boat up to playmoth dumping some bodies, and then I don't know what Framingham. I don't think is on the water. Though. This is some wild speculation. Are we being irresponsible? I don't know to wildly speculate like this. It's behind a paywall. Here's some more wild speculation. In the article, it says in the late nineteen eighties, a serial killer struck the New Bedford area nine women murdered, two missing. Author Maureene Boyle covered the case at the time and wrote a book, Shallow Graves, about the history of the unsolved case. Is skeptical that a new serial killer is at work right now. Just because you have bodies found in a variety of places in New England, that does not mean there is a serial killer on the loose in the area that's availed. Boyle is concerned that online speculation can hurt people. This is not a game, she says. These involve real people, These involve real families. This is serious business now, I gotta say, speaking of irresponsible speculation, it is a little bit I think out of pocket that this article include like goes to in the late nineteen eighties, a serial killer is struck the new bed for area. Nine women murdered, too missing. When you're reading this article, you read that sense and you go, holy shit, is it the same guy. Then the article spends the next two paragraphs being like, Nah, there's nothing connected, but it's sort of weird to put it in the article that way. This is the sort of media literacy that I hope people have. They don't, They promise you they don't. Because you read a sense like that and you leave this article kind of with it in your head like, oh, he's back, he's back. I think though, I think what they're trying to do is just saying, has their ben serial killers here before? Yes, there have. I don't think this is what's happening this time. Again. Not written well, No, not written. This article is not well. Written at all. Written by a fucking AI. It might be there's two sentences that don't have periods. I'm noticing here, So this. Guy's journalistic integrity is shot at this point. In the Framingham case, Middlesex County DA Marion Ryan's office said it does not appear that foul play is a factor in the person's death. And in the case of the human skull recently discovered in the woods of Plymouth, the DA's office says the case is still under investigation. And this article ends with a line that lets us know that this is a developing story. So it seems like the story that's developing, though, is completely in people's heads. Yeah, it doesn't seem like any of this, any of the story that's developing, has any basis in reality. But you more or less open the article with like and the police said, has nothing to do with anything, So what's more to develop? To me? That really seems like a period at the end of that sentence. Yeah, Well, I mean again, media literacy. The headline here the news. The way that they're getting away with this is by saying online concern grows over possible New England serial killer. So the article is technically about the online concern, and then the continuing story will will be recovering or reconvening on the online concern. Yes, not about the fact that it's dead in the water and open. It's sort of it's sort of like when people try to cover salacious gossip on the news. Under the headline many people are saying this is many people are saying, we should have but it did. It did kind of get me poking around the internet a little bit to see if there is any bit more about this. You've poked around for less I have, and what. I found is that there are a lot of other places writing about this. I'm leaning towards this is still some sort of a media scare slash Facebook frenzy kind of thing. But for the sake of diving a little bit deeper here there is a People article, or was originally from People. I found it crossposted to MSN dot com India Times with the headline the Hindustan Times. I always see the craziest shit on every time someone says something that's crazy to me. Yeah, and then I try and find it mm hmm, and I if I'm able to, it's always on like the New India Times or whatever, like almost exclusively, I end up on this Indian website, I guess. But they're always breaking stories that no one else has. Well. It's another interesting element of all of media being flattened to be shoved into your feed of choice. It all looks like, it all looks real, yeah, you know, like wherever the headline's coming from, it all is formatted the same way on your feed. So you read through this stuff and you don't necessarily even check the sources. And then when you do check a source, you know to be honest. Do I know if the Hindustan Times is a real newspaper or if it's just a junk online public sure for clickbait headlines, I don't know. Yeah, when we when we did our for for the scared all time business stuff, there's still this antiquated thing when you start a business that you need to announce it for four weeks in like the newspaper. Yes, and to do it in a real newspaper costs a lot more than doing on a website that seems very clearly developed to be a quote unquote newspaper that pretty much just does like doing business assa announcements, doing business as announcements, and I use that. I have no idea, but it technically counted in the state of California. Is like, yep, doing business as periodical, monthly or whatever accounts. Yeah, so yeah, it's crazy that some things are. Yeah, but it presents itself as a like newspaper when you go to the website. Yeah, a lot of things present themselves as newspapers and we are all too busy to check and see if they are anything more than a registered domain name exactly text people dot com I think is a real enough website though. And they People magazine they have in our article called what we know about six bodies found across New England and the serial killer fears they've sparked. Okay, what was the date on this versus the date on the first one? This is five days ago, and so this is published the same day as the last one. Because of the only two articles. No, no, there's other articles. This one just has a breakdown of the victims that have been found. And so I thought maybe if we go through this, people. Magazine have a few more people on the payroll to be able to like dig up names, no pun intended. Yeah, So, remains of six people have been uncovered in towns across New England in a span of just one month. Residents across several of New England towns are expressing concerns about a possible serial killer after at least six bodies have been recovered. The remains were found in four towns of Connecticut, one town in Massachusetts, and one town in Rhode Island, all within a couple hours of each other, and on the Atlantic coast. Were they all killed in that same time period that it was like a skeleton washed up? Well, that is what we are going to get into in this article here, because the last one, the unidentified remains and stuff, made it sound a little bit like I mean, I guess you can have unidentified remains if the person is just like going to Jane Doe. But when I hear unidentified remains, I think like bones. That's kind of where my mind went too. And they found a skull in Plymouth they said, so that person had been dead for a while. Yeah, So it's weird. I don't understand. It's like if I got arrested and they were like, hey, you're the serial killer. Was we found seven bodies in places that you've vacationed mm hmm, and one body was killed two hundred years ago, one body was killed this week, and one body was killed while you're on vacation. Just trying to throw all these fucking bodies on me, like. You'd say, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa? How old is this serial killer? Is a fucking vampire? There is a serial killer? Was it the Green River Killer? That was a New Yorker thing? There is a serial killer? Who is it? Has since been looked into it. It seems like he was a guy with an insanely high body count. He may at one point have claimed like the most victims of any serial killer? Was this in Rochester, New York? Is that the Green River Killer? I can't remember now. I think it was the Something River Killer. Because I think wherever Rochester definitely had a serial killer. I want to say, because our first batch of buttons we had made, I was like trying to get everything made in America and all this stuff, you know, pre tear up and all that, just like to do and the this like company I found that made our buttons in Rochester. The only other information I can find on Rochester was like a serial killer or whatever. I was like, damn, they're killing it in the Button game and in the not being Alive Anymore game. Yeah, I thought you were gonna say that you were sending buttons to a serial killer. We might be might we don't hit us up, but well we'll keep you anonymous. If we do a serial killer episode hit us up, well we'll we'd love the insight. Yeah. I think it was Gary Ridgeways who I'm thinking of, and I'm pretty sure it has come out that he may have just started confessing to murders so that he could kind of have them on his. Raise the body count for when he goes to prison as like a Guinness Book of World Records holder, or. Just because he was a narcissist, and it was like, you know, at this point, who gives a fuck. I'll just I feel that way about terrorist organizations, like they're always just being like isis being like, yeah that was us, Yeah throw that on. We did that too. Yeah, you know what I mean that way, it's the if you're you know what I mean, it's just to build up your numbers. Yeah, exactly. Now, I'm not saying that these murders are connected to Gary Ridge, Ridgeway and everything. Nor am I saying they're connected to Isis. But if if nobody, if nobody claims them, one of these two guys, one of these two entities might take claim, that would. Be a hell of a terrorist attack. To invade a country via a serial killer. Like if you if you organization and you just started acting as serial killers just to scare the shit out of people. I don't think that's too slow. It's in the tick tack generation. I think serial killers take a back seat to mass murderers. Mass murders. It's fast, it's flashy, it's it's easy for these guys to take credit for that's true. You want to truck, you want to you want to a truck, You want to bomb, you. Want to Yeah, something that does a lot of damage right away. I don't think you want something it's like, hey, you know those thirteen kids they didn't find over thirty years. Yeah, you know that was us? Yeah, ices isn't looking to really get under your skin. Yeah, the town, the town that dreaded midnight is not. Dreaded Sundays. Well in this case, maybe they were killing a midnight in my version. Fair anyway, that was a tangent. As the notion of a possible serial killer floats across social media among web sluths. How many of these web slutes have ever solved a crime? There's gotta be somebody. I think the woman who did Cereal fell in love with that guy, so she if the crime was falling in love, then she. Cried and solved it was stealing her heart. Yeah, and then she solved, she solved who did it? You're right, you did a better version. As the notion of a possible serial killer floats across social media among web slues, investigating agencies have dismissed the theory. People previously reported. Two of the women connected to the case disappeared in the fall, per local media reports. Here's what we know about the victims in the timeline of the body's discovered March six, North Connecticut, Paige where Norwalk, Connecticut. Oh shit, man, I'm in Norwalk all the time. It's where I sell the dumplings with my dumpling friends. Well, this woman may have visited your dumplingery. And I don't want I don't want to fucking scary right now. But it's on the water. Norwalk, Connecticut. Ship South Norwalk has like a harbor. We need to be looking into Olympian swimmers. No, I think they are both might be Michael Phelps. We need to get we need to join this Facebook group. Michael Phelps wants a gold medal for killing women. He wants the gold medal back that he had to give back for smoking weed or whatever. This first body, Page Fanin, female thirty five. The body of Page Fanin, was recovered by Norwalk Police's scuba team and Fire Cuba. Oh here we go, baby. They don't get called outunless there's water. And this body was recovered by the scuba team and fire rescue team. On March sixth, Norwalk police were assisting authorities in nearby Wilton, Connecticut, search for a missing person. Wilton is beautiful when it's not loaded with corpses. Per the New Haven Register, Wilton authorities were looking for this woman, Page fan In, a resident of west Islip on Long Island, as she was seen in their jurisdiction on March fifth, a day after she was reported missing in New York. Authorities located clothing and personal items left on the bank of the Norwalk River before eventually discovering Fan and his body. A GoFundMe has been set up to assist her family as they cope with her untimely death. And anyone who's been affected by I was making fun of it. So should we put the links to the GoFundMe in the show notes with this episode. Unless we find out the end of is all fucking hoax and we look like assholes. I don't think this is a hoax, all right. In that case, we're just having a bit of fun. It's better the other articles easier to make fun of because they don't give any names. Mmmm. True there just it could be anything, so RP gobless this person at this port. We've got five more names, so I'll. Shop talking about them. But if they're found near the water, I will I will be forced to say something, all right. March nineteenth, Groanton, Connecticut. That's by the water. We've established that. This is an unnamed female between forty and sixty years old. Authorities recovered a body inside a suitcase near a cemetery in Grotten Wow. State police told the outlet, they do not believe there's any information in suggesting a connection to the discovery of other remains. Grant's police chief echoed the statement, urging people to not rush to judgment. Per the outlet. I will tell you right now, I was actually just looking at luggage recently. It's super expensive. This is crazy. I would have used a bag, just a plastic bag. This is sounding a lot like an admission ed No. I'm telling you that it's while that this person decided to use luggage to put a body in. Well, hold on, that's luggage. You could, maybe because its easier to roll. But I would have just used a cheaper item and hung on to the luggage. So. On the same day that the first woman was found, March sixth, another body was found in Plymouth, Massachusetts on the water. Also unnamed. No information on gender or age. Human remains were found by a hunter in a wooded area in Plymouth, mass about one hundred and eight miles east of Grotton and one hundred and seventy eight miles east of Norwick, but Norwalk. The hunter initially thought the remains belonged to an animal, before realizing the bone was not consistent with the shape of animal bones. That it was in a rolling suitcase. Officers responding to his report determined the bone was the top half of a human skull with its jaw and nasal area missing. Per the outlet, authorities did not release any identifying information, and people did not immediately hear back from Plymouth police regarding updates. Okay, so for these first three, I am definitely leaning not a serial killer. You've got one woman found in the river, another unnamed woman found in a suitcase in a graveyard near or near a cemetery, and. Then a ring roll it to the right place the. Top of a third person's head who died clearly long enough ago that it was just bone. Yeah, which I mean doesn't roll out the same killer. But I'm not sensing a pattern. I'm not saying. Yeah, but we haven't been in the Facebook groups. We don't know that's true. March March twentieth, New Haven, Connecticut. Denise Leary. It's not far from the water. Denise Leary female fifty nine. Authorities in New Haven foundas Leary. All Right, peacup less. Found the body of Denise Leary after with us. Yeah, Dennis Leary's alive news to me. Authorities in new Haven found the body of Denise Leary after residents reported discovering human remains in a wooded area near a home. The new Haven Police announced on x the remains were quote in an advanced state of decay when they were found. On March twenty fifth. Police confirm the body belonged to Denise Leary, who disappeared in September. Police claim Leary suffered from paranoid schizophrenia. New Haven is about one hundred and fifty six miles west of Plymouth and fifty miles west of Groten. I hate to hear that they had a history of that, because it sounds like a lot of people in this Facebook group might also be like Gangstock targeted individuals. I'll tell you end up in shit like this, and that's just a legend. We're just we don't know. We're not saying that there's a correlation there. On March twenty sixth, in Foster, Rhode Island, the body of Michelle Romano, aged fifty six, was found, eight months after she disappeared. Her remains were found in a wooded area, Rhode Island authorities said at the time, and investigators began looking into suspicious circumstances surrounding her death. A man in the neighborhood told the news that his dog may have noticed the remains before they were found by the individual who reported it. Quote, I know my dog has been acting strange when he comes out here, Tom Slater told the outlet. He's always sniffing over that way. I don't know how long the body has been over there, but he would pick up on it. Foster is about eighty nine miles northeast of New Haven, and then April ninth in Killing Lee, Connecticut, another unnamed no information on gender or age. Last week, unidentified human rooms means were found in Killing Lee. The Connecticut State Police previously told people in an email the investigation is in the early stages, remains active and ongoing. There is no information at this time suggesting any connection to similar remains discoveries actively under an investigation by CSP or other Connecticut law enforcement agencies. While police across the town's remain tight lipped. Online sleuths are gathering on TikTok, Facebook and readdit to discuss the matter. Many have joined Facebook group New England SK, which, now that I'm reading it, sounds even less like a serial killer name and more like a gang. Yeah, it's nine thousand women with nothing better to do. Yeah, New England SK has now taken credit for all nine murders as a quote in initiation. Okay, but now this leaves us with obviously the move here is we need to go on the New England SK. They're not going to let us in group. Well, let's see. Is it private? You can't leave this so much insanity up to the public, right. You can't just let anybody. Well, it seems like it may maybe since these news articles went up locked it down. Yeah, because I'm not finding I'm not finding New England SK as a as a Oh yes, okay, here it is, but it is private about this group. This group was created to discuss the theory of a serial killer working in the New England area. New England serial Killer does not censor group members. That being said, if you post someone's name, address, phone number, license plate number, or other identifying information, you make yourself liable to lawsuits. Be careful what you post and how you word it. So somebody on here was posting pictures of their neighbor's personal information. Yeah, like this fucking guy did it. Yeah, this guy right here, Dave Johnson of one two three Murder Street, Killingworth, Connecticut, ll Killingly, Connecticut. He's he did it. He did it. I think tonight we should all go there. I will say again, well, now, probably because this page is made popular by these news stories, it now has nearly twenty thousand members. WHOA so they are still accepting new members. They clearly are they shot up. And the photo again, is not a photo that I think a serious person would use. It's a widescreenshot of maybe Dexter or some other some other character with his back to the camera, holding a knife and walking into the woods. That is, how are you trying to do something seriously for the families of the victims, like we're gonna help get to the bottom of this for baby Jessica or whatever. And your picture is like Michael Myers, Yeah, that seems right away that's not It's just like it's in poor taste. It is. It is in poor taste. I mean, I know we have maybe made a couple of crude jokes over the course of examining these articles, but. We don't know these people. This seems particularly, this seems particularly egregious. Well, it's only egregious because they've attached themselves to the cases with an avatar of a serial killer. Yes, breaking news as we are recording this. So you'll get it in two weeks from this breaking news. Well you'll get it two weeks later. But uh, maybe by then we'll know more about this potential serial killer. But an article just came across my desk. Here questions arise after woman's body is found on Springfield bike trail. This is Springfield, Massachusetts, posted three hours ago. The death of a woman found near a bike path around Springfield's Hall of Fame Avenue is getting more than an official investigation at this hour, she's. Getting a placard on the Hall of Fame. But I don't know what's more than an official than an official investigation. Is the president getting involved. I don't think it's going to get solid any faster. I yeah, that is weird. It's weird wording. I mean, it is also wording that they've probably already have a template for anytime something happens in the Hall of Fame row where it's like they're getting more than appreciation, they're getting a Hall of Fame trophy. While social media buzz is about a potential serial killer. It's important to note that no official has tied this unattended death in Springfield to other investigations. That was actually I'm getting alert right now, it's as des ices. In fact, law enforcement and other states also say they can't tie death investigations in their areas to this suspected killer may have that would require work you may have seen over social media, followers are becoming detectives not good. In fact, in just the past week, a Facebook group known as New England Sk was created, as already up to nineteen thousand members. They're attempting to tie suspicious deaths or human remains in multiple cities back to one mastermind. At this hour, those concerns have been disputed by law enforcement across the region. Now the suspicion has grown to our portion of the Bay State. Within that New England SK group, multiple posts are wondering if this alleged serial killer may have struck in Springfield. It's unclear how this woman died in autopsy is being conducted, and The Springfield News has reached out to the DA's office about these online rumors as well as any concerns over public safety, and they have yet to hear back. Yeah, it does suck. If anything happens in your town, you're like, oh shit, is the spotlight, the searing spotlight of New England sk going to land on our town? Now? I will say, though, ed, if you look at this photo of where they found her body on the bike path, what's that to the right? Fuck? That is right on the water. That is right on the water. Shit, man, So we may have a creature from the Black Lagoon type serial killer. And it only took me what the first four sentences to get there. I'll be running this group. This man's shirt is way too tight for the evening news. What you're showing me is not anything. Oh it's just a picture of Chris with a tight shirt on. This man Wesley. Oh god, yeah, okay, Wesley on the on the news here the local news is wearing a Yeah, it's a wildly the button are pulling apart. He looks like he. Just had sex in a closet before he had to come on camera and like hastily buttoned his shirt up. Yeah, he came off camera and then ran to come on camera. But he yeah, and I will say he's like an in shape guy. It's not like me putting on a shirt and the buttons are pulling, you know, at the at the seams there it's he's like, he's a ripped dude. Who damn, we're paying attention though, now, fucking me. I wasn't gonna pay attention to any of this until he showed up. But that's where the mystery stands as of nearly Is he single? That's a new mystery. No, that's not the mystery. The mystery is whether or not there is a serial killer prowling throughout New England, and as of nearly five pm on April twenty third, there remains no answer. I would argue there remains really no question, but the Internet, the Internet insists upon itself that that there is a serial killer potentially on the prowl. So scaredy cats, we turned to you. If you have any information on the New England guess serial killer, water Water serial killer? Yeah, I don't ever killer. I guess don't. I don't know where to send that information. How about this? If you send it to us, but what are we going to do with it? Well, I'm not saying send evidence to us and that to the police. But if you have a story or. If you've heard anything in your Yeah, you've put your neighbor's license plate online. If you've captured a video of somebody killing a woman, send that to the police. Yeah, absolutely, don't send that to us. Send it to that ripped guy in the local news. Wesley. Wesley, Dude, I think this serial killer is not the pex on that man. He is not firmly on terra firma. He is. He is a seafaring a seafaring person. I was gonna say a seafaring man, and he's like, well, it could be a woman, but it's almost never a woman when it comes to serial killers. So, yeah, this seafaring man probably dressed like the Gordon Fisherman. Yeah, big big yellow rain slicker. He sounds. He sounds kind of like the comedy version of the I Know what you did, like Summer Killer. Yeah, well, or the real version. He's wearing a black he's got the fish hook, but the Gordon's Fisherman has that very friendly yellow slicker on. Yeah. I think this guy's got that. He's showing up places where he's being like, hey, you want some fish, I got some fish for you, and here here's a better I know you're thinking I don't know, but then hear me out they're in stick form, and now obviously people are drawn into being like, well try his sticks. They come up and he goes, got your ass, got your ass, woo in the van, in the van, and then I leave you for I don't know, one hundred years. So you're just a skull. And then I come back to the spot. Because all murders are Gordon Fisherman murders. We're not getting them as a sponsor, no I do. I really would love, though, somebody to explain to me the actual theory of this serial killer. We'll have you typed in. Just ask the internet. Well I tried, say what's going on? What's going on with this? I mean, as of twelve days ago, the most popular post about this on our slash New England is headline New England serial killer. And then the post is looks like one of the bodies they recovered was found in a suitcase. So that's not super cool. Oh again true statement. Not super cool. But and then another person says there have been multiple dismembered bodies in suitcases in and around Connecticut since the two thousands. Okay, so we got at least twenty five years of people ruining Samsonites. But yeah, I don't think I don't think there's a ton of merit here. No, the Merritt Parkway runs through Connecticut. Just if we're using word association at this point in the episode. So, you know what, Glenn Beck did it very well for a number of years primetime televisions. Here we go, baby. So anyway, this sounds like this has been your New England update, New England serial killer update on what was already turning out to be a great twenty twenty five. So if you live in New England, lock your doors or don't because it sounds made up, or at least it sounds unconnected. Yeah, I think we might need to do a different bonus episode. I don't think this one's gonna fly. What do you mean, it's just too there's a lot of making fun of dead women just to be like, yeah, this pretty much seems like bullshit. At least we have the recording. Yeah, the theme song may say this show has no name, but as you know, it actually has a name, New Fear Unlocked. The thing you guys always say that's the name. The name is New Fear Unlocked. But now it's over, so you can turn it off. There's nothing more after this. Thanks for coming, see you next time. For not necessarily fears more than likely, for sure not fears